Yay fanfiction!
Ok, I started this fanfic a while ago in like August. I posted it on Fanfic.net and it's still there, but I also wanted to show the wonderful people on LJ my fic and such... so here we go! It's kind of a crack fic for a while, but it becomes more serious with humor still mixed in...
Rated: PG (Will be PG-13 later...)
Ed walks into his little “apartment” and notices that his shower’s running. He walks very cautiously over to his bathroom to see why his shower was running. He opens up the door to the bathroom quietly and looks to see who was in his shower. When he looked into the shower, all he heard was, “NII-SAN!!” and got a slap in the face.
Ed got knocked unconscious by the slap, but only for a few minutes. That person, who he assumed was Al by now, had left the bathroom. Ed walked out of the bathroom to see Al in a bath towel. “Al, why were you taking a shower?! That will rust you up and wash off your blood seal!!”
“I know nii-san, but I figured a way to make sure that the blood seal doesn’t wash off!” Al said quite proud of himself.
“Al what did you do to protect your blood seal?” said a thoroughly annoyed Ed.
“I took plastic wrap and taped it over the blood seal so it wouldn’t wash off!” said Al who was still very proud of himself.
“Al, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s the 1910’s and no one has invented plastic wrap or tape yet.”
“Oh, well then I dunno where I found it but I seem to be fine, right?” Al said timidly.
Then Ed said, “Let me fix you, you got rusted while we were talking because it seems like you didn’t do anything about the rusting problem.” Ed then fixes Al with alchemy and says, “Also, Al, never do that again, you scared me half to death. I thought Roy was here thinking that this was his room.”
“Did Roy ever do that before, nii-san?” Al asked curiously.
“Yes…”
Then there was a long pause.
“Well, I’m going to get dressed, please leave for a minute, nii-san,” Al asked politely.
“Why do I have to leave?! I mean you are my brother, and you have nothing to offend me being a suit of armor!”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right…” Long pause… “Could you at least turn around?”
Ed grumbled, “Fine,” and turned around while Al was putting his loincloth on.
“You can turn around, nii-san,” Al said.
“Just promise me you’ll never do that again. I don’t want to have an incident like the time Roy mistook my room for his room and used my shower…” Ed shivers. “It was really scary.”
Al looked a little disgusted, “Nii-san, what happened?”
“I’ll tell you another day. It’s too soon to tell the story…”
Long pause…
“OK. I promise not to do that again. Anyway, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to find plastic wrap and tape again. Getting rusted up wasn’t fun either…” Al finally said.
All of a sudden, Roy bursts into the room, looks around, notices Ed and Al, and backs away slowly out the door.
“Okay… that was weird,” Al said.
“Yeah it was. At least he didn’t try to use my shower this time…”
Rated: PG (Will be PG-13 later...)
Ed walks into his little “apartment” and notices that his shower’s running. He walks very cautiously over to his bathroom to see why his shower was running. He opens up the door to the bathroom quietly and looks to see who was in his shower. When he looked into the shower, all he heard was, “NII-SAN!!” and got a slap in the face.
Ed got knocked unconscious by the slap, but only for a few minutes. That person, who he assumed was Al by now, had left the bathroom. Ed walked out of the bathroom to see Al in a bath towel. “Al, why were you taking a shower?! That will rust you up and wash off your blood seal!!”
“I know nii-san, but I figured a way to make sure that the blood seal doesn’t wash off!” Al said quite proud of himself.
“Al what did you do to protect your blood seal?” said a thoroughly annoyed Ed.
“I took plastic wrap and taped it over the blood seal so it wouldn’t wash off!” said Al who was still very proud of himself.
“Al, in case you haven’t noticed, it’s the 1910’s and no one has invented plastic wrap or tape yet.”
“Oh, well then I dunno where I found it but I seem to be fine, right?” Al said timidly.
Then Ed said, “Let me fix you, you got rusted while we were talking because it seems like you didn’t do anything about the rusting problem.” Ed then fixes Al with alchemy and says, “Also, Al, never do that again, you scared me half to death. I thought Roy was here thinking that this was his room.”
“Did Roy ever do that before, nii-san?” Al asked curiously.
“Yes…”
Then there was a long pause.
“Well, I’m going to get dressed, please leave for a minute, nii-san,” Al asked politely.
“Why do I have to leave?! I mean you are my brother, and you have nothing to offend me being a suit of armor!”
“Oh, yeah, that’s right…” Long pause… “Could you at least turn around?”
Ed grumbled, “Fine,” and turned around while Al was putting his loincloth on.
“You can turn around, nii-san,” Al said.
“Just promise me you’ll never do that again. I don’t want to have an incident like the time Roy mistook my room for his room and used my shower…” Ed shivers. “It was really scary.”
Al looked a little disgusted, “Nii-san, what happened?”
“I’ll tell you another day. It’s too soon to tell the story…”
Long pause…
“OK. I promise not to do that again. Anyway, I’m not sure if I’ll be able to find plastic wrap and tape again. Getting rusted up wasn’t fun either…” Al finally said.
All of a sudden, Roy bursts into the room, looks around, notices Ed and Al, and backs away slowly out the door.
“Okay… that was weird,” Al said.
“Yeah it was. At least he didn’t try to use my shower this time…”