Emily's Sexy Mix
This is for my dearest Emily, who needs some fabulous music for living in Colorado Springs. Though I don't know if listening to Lykke Li will help her read Plato.
I LOVE you, Emily. I did http coding for you past midnight. That is love.
Dirty Laundry - Bitter:Sweet
i've got a bad boy and that's alright with me / his dirty laundry is nothing that i can keep clean / and when he needs an alibi / he can use me all night
Breaking It Up - Lykke Li
if you're going abroad i can't help you / if you're crossing the street i might be there / if you give it a minute it's gone / if you give it a minute it's wrong
I Touch Myself - Jack Off Jill
i love myself / i want you to love me / when i feel down / i want you above me / i search myself / i want you to find me / forget myself / want you to remind me
The Mating Game - Bitter:Sweet
dance with me across the ocean floor / sail away to heavens open door / step right up you're the next contestant in this sweet charade / take a number while they twist your fate / on the mating game
Ice Cream - New Young Pony Club
i can give you what you want / i can make your heart beat short / i can make you ice cream / we can make a sweet team / melting in your vice dreams boy / i can be the sauce you crave / i can spell what you can say
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex - CSS
music is my boyfriend / music is my girlfriend / music is my dead end / music's my imaginary friend / music is my granddad / music is my great granddaughter / music is my sister / music is my favorite mistress
The Moneymaker - Rilo Kiley
you are the moneymaker / you got the money maker / you got the money maker / this is your chance to make it / you got the money maker / they show the money to you / you show them what you can do / show them your money-make
Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies
sometimes i try to do things / and it just doesn't work out the way i want it to / and i get real frustrated / and like, i try hard to do it / and i take my time but it just doesn't work out the way i want it to / like i concentrate on it real hard / but it just doesn't work out
...
i was in my room / and i was just like staring at the wall and thinking about everything but then / yeah i was thinking about nothing / and my mom came in / and i didn't even know she was there / she called my name and i didn't hear her / screaming MIKE MIKE / and i go what? what's the matter? / what's the matter with you? / i go there's nothing wrong mom / she goes don't tell me that - you're on drugs! / and i go no mom, i'm not on drugs, okay i'm just thinking, you know / why don't you get me a pepsi? / no! you're on drugs! / i go mom, i'm okay, i'm thinking / she goes no! you're not thinking, you're on drugs - normal people don't act that way / i go mom, just get me a pepsi please / all i want is a pepsi / and she wouldn't get it for me / ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI / just one pepsi / and she wouldn't give it to me! / just a PEPSI
Tony The Beat - The Sounds
hot - it's sweaty / now i'm ready / just take it off / cause cause you tease me / i like it that way / and you know it / so lets do it / do it do it real good / this song is not for you lovers / don't stop push it now / and i would give it up to you
Chances Are - Robert Downey Jr.
chances are you'll find me somewhere on the road tonight / seems i always end up driving by / ever since i've known you / it just seems your on your way / all the rules of logic don't apply / long to see you in the night / be with you til morning light
Nasty Girl - Nitty
hey girl i like your flavor / wish i could be your neighbor / must be coffee by the way you shake your perk-u-lata / i'm the smooth operator / hot mommy motivator / what i really wanna do / put that thing on you / butter up that hot potato
Smooth Criminal [In Da Club] - Michael Jackson vs. 50 Cent
Go shorty it's your birthday / we gonna party like it's your birthday
Jerk It Out - The Teddybears
Wind me up put me down stop me out and watch me go / i'll be running circles around you sooner than you'll know
Grace Kelly - Mika
i wanna talk to you / the last time we talked, mr smith, you reduced me to tears / i promise you it won't happen again / do i attract you do i repulse you with my queasy smile / am i too dirty am i too flirty / do i like what you like / i could be wholesome i could be loathesome /yes i'm a little bit shy / why don't you like me why don't you like me without making me try / i try to be like Grace Kelly / but all the looks were too sad / so i tried a little Freddy / i've gone identity mad
Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair - Xzibit
i don't want to love you / i just want to fuck you
And also, for her bro, who's been looking EVERYWHERE for this picture:
I LOVE you, Emily. I did http coding for you past midnight. That is love.
Dirty Laundry - Bitter:Sweet
i've got a bad boy and that's alright with me / his dirty laundry is nothing that i can keep clean / and when he needs an alibi / he can use me all night
Breaking It Up - Lykke Li
if you're going abroad i can't help you / if you're crossing the street i might be there / if you give it a minute it's gone / if you give it a minute it's wrong
I Touch Myself - Jack Off Jill
i love myself / i want you to love me / when i feel down / i want you above me / i search myself / i want you to find me / forget myself / want you to remind me
The Mating Game - Bitter:Sweet
dance with me across the ocean floor / sail away to heavens open door / step right up you're the next contestant in this sweet charade / take a number while they twist your fate / on the mating game
Ice Cream - New Young Pony Club
i can give you what you want / i can make your heart beat short / i can make you ice cream / we can make a sweet team / melting in your vice dreams boy / i can be the sauce you crave / i can spell what you can say
Music Is My Hot Hot Sex - CSS
music is my boyfriend / music is my girlfriend / music is my dead end / music's my imaginary friend / music is my granddad / music is my great granddaughter / music is my sister / music is my favorite mistress
The Moneymaker - Rilo Kiley
you are the moneymaker / you got the money maker / you got the money maker / this is your chance to make it / you got the money maker / they show the money to you / you show them what you can do / show them your money-make
Institutionalized - Suicidal Tendencies
sometimes i try to do things / and it just doesn't work out the way i want it to / and i get real frustrated / and like, i try hard to do it / and i take my time but it just doesn't work out the way i want it to / like i concentrate on it real hard / but it just doesn't work out
...
i was in my room / and i was just like staring at the wall and thinking about everything but then / yeah i was thinking about nothing / and my mom came in / and i didn't even know she was there / she called my name and i didn't hear her / screaming MIKE MIKE / and i go what? what's the matter? / what's the matter with you? / i go there's nothing wrong mom / she goes don't tell me that - you're on drugs! / and i go no mom, i'm not on drugs, okay i'm just thinking, you know / why don't you get me a pepsi? / no! you're on drugs! / i go mom, i'm okay, i'm thinking / she goes no! you're not thinking, you're on drugs - normal people don't act that way / i go mom, just get me a pepsi please / all i want is a pepsi / and she wouldn't get it for me / ALL I WANTED WAS A PEPSI / just one pepsi / and she wouldn't give it to me! / just a PEPSI
Tony The Beat - The Sounds
hot - it's sweaty / now i'm ready / just take it off / cause cause you tease me / i like it that way / and you know it / so lets do it / do it do it real good / this song is not for you lovers / don't stop push it now / and i would give it up to you
Chances Are - Robert Downey Jr.
chances are you'll find me somewhere on the road tonight / seems i always end up driving by / ever since i've known you / it just seems your on your way / all the rules of logic don't apply / long to see you in the night / be with you til morning light
Nasty Girl - Nitty
hey girl i like your flavor / wish i could be your neighbor / must be coffee by the way you shake your perk-u-lata / i'm the smooth operator / hot mommy motivator / what i really wanna do / put that thing on you / butter up that hot potato
Smooth Criminal [In Da Club] - Michael Jackson vs. 50 Cent
Go shorty it's your birthday / we gonna party like it's your birthday
Jerk It Out - The Teddybears
Wind me up put me down stop me out and watch me go / i'll be running circles around you sooner than you'll know
Grace Kelly - Mika
i wanna talk to you / the last time we talked, mr smith, you reduced me to tears / i promise you it won't happen again / do i attract you do i repulse you with my queasy smile / am i too dirty am i too flirty / do i like what you like / i could be wholesome i could be loathesome /yes i'm a little bit shy / why don't you like me why don't you like me without making me try / i try to be like Grace Kelly / but all the looks were too sad / so i tried a little Freddy / i've gone identity mad
Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair - Xzibit
i don't want to love you / i just want to fuck you
Click to viewAnd also, for her bro, who's been looking EVERYWHERE for this picture: