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hero narrator (10:11:30 PM): brb cogarette
If ICouldEscapex (10:13:25 PM): oh oh how i love me some cogarettes
hero narrator (10:18:09 PM): hahah
hero narrator (10:18:13 PM): cpgs
hero narrator (10:18:15 PM): shit
hero narrator (10:18:18 PM): i give up
If ICouldEscapex (10:18:35 PM): ooh those are even better
hero narrator (10:18:26 PM): spigs
hero narrator (10:18:29 PM): that's how i pronounced it
hero narrator (10:18:34 PM): kippigs
If ICouldEscapex (10:18:54 PM): i said kuh-pigs
hero narrator (10:18:49 PM): that's because you're a fucking retard
If ICouldEscapex (10:19:13 PM): excuse me. i can spell cigarette
If ICouldEscapex (10:19:14 PM): =p
hero narrator (10:19:53 PM): excuse me
hero narrator (10:19:58 PM): retards don't know what cigarettes are
hero narrator (10:20:05 PM): or souls
If ICouldEscapex (10:20:33 PM): Do you know what a soul is?
hero narrator (10:20:30 PM): i invented souls
hero narrator (10:20:44 PM): i lost the patent on the damn invisibilty cloak, though
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:12 PM): Damn. I have a magical wand.
hero narrator (10:21:19 PM): i have a fan pointing the wrong way
hero narrator (10:21:23 PM): TODD SNIDER IS SO GOOD
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:46 PM): i have some
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:52 PM): i thought i would indulge myself and steal some
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:57 PM): haven't listened yet
hero narrator (10:21:44 PM): oh you are bad
hero narrator (10:21:47 PM): where's my yardstick
hero narrator (10:21:52 PM): lemmie see those knuckles buster
If ICouldEscapex (10:22:21 PM): At first, I was like what the fuck are you talking about
hero narrator (10:22:13 PM): i'll knust your buckles
hero narrator (10:22:15 PM): hahahah fuck
hero narrator (10:22:20 PM): i'm gonna go kill myself, peace
If ICouldEscapex (10:22:41 PM): and wouldn't they use rulers? Quicker smacks
hero narrator (10:22:37 PM): they used funoodles
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:05 PM): those pool things?
hero narrator (10:22:58 PM): only red ones
hero narrator (10:23:01 PM): to represent the blood of christ
hero narrator (10:23:06 PM): absorbed into a funoodle
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:29 PM): Oh. I would say the blood from being shoved up so many asses
hero narrator (10:23:19 PM): that's why kids suck on them in the pool
hero narrator (10:23:30 PM): to make it easier to shove in their ass
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:45 PM): they blow. duh.
hero narrator (10:23:34 PM): oh i am moldable
If ICouldEscapex (10:24:02 PM): Are you? Can you mold into a circle?!
hero narrator (10:24:07 PM): "i wish i was straight"
If ICouldEscapex (10:13:25 PM): oh oh how i love me some cogarettes
hero narrator (10:18:09 PM): hahah
hero narrator (10:18:13 PM): cpgs
hero narrator (10:18:15 PM): shit
hero narrator (10:18:18 PM): i give up
If ICouldEscapex (10:18:35 PM): ooh those are even better
hero narrator (10:18:26 PM): spigs
hero narrator (10:18:29 PM): that's how i pronounced it
hero narrator (10:18:34 PM): kippigs
If ICouldEscapex (10:18:54 PM): i said kuh-pigs
hero narrator (10:18:49 PM): that's because you're a fucking retard
If ICouldEscapex (10:19:13 PM): excuse me. i can spell cigarette
If ICouldEscapex (10:19:14 PM): =p
hero narrator (10:19:53 PM): excuse me
hero narrator (10:19:58 PM): retards don't know what cigarettes are
hero narrator (10:20:05 PM): or souls
If ICouldEscapex (10:20:33 PM): Do you know what a soul is?
hero narrator (10:20:30 PM): i invented souls
hero narrator (10:20:44 PM): i lost the patent on the damn invisibilty cloak, though
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:12 PM): Damn. I have a magical wand.
hero narrator (10:21:19 PM): i have a fan pointing the wrong way
hero narrator (10:21:23 PM): TODD SNIDER IS SO GOOD
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:46 PM): i have some
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:52 PM): i thought i would indulge myself and steal some
If ICouldEscapex (10:21:57 PM): haven't listened yet
hero narrator (10:21:44 PM): oh you are bad
hero narrator (10:21:47 PM): where's my yardstick
hero narrator (10:21:52 PM): lemmie see those knuckles buster
If ICouldEscapex (10:22:21 PM): At first, I was like what the fuck are you talking about
hero narrator (10:22:13 PM): i'll knust your buckles
hero narrator (10:22:15 PM): hahahah fuck
hero narrator (10:22:20 PM): i'm gonna go kill myself, peace
If ICouldEscapex (10:22:41 PM): and wouldn't they use rulers? Quicker smacks
hero narrator (10:22:37 PM): they used funoodles
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:05 PM): those pool things?
hero narrator (10:22:58 PM): only red ones
hero narrator (10:23:01 PM): to represent the blood of christ
hero narrator (10:23:06 PM): absorbed into a funoodle
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:29 PM): Oh. I would say the blood from being shoved up so many asses
hero narrator (10:23:19 PM): that's why kids suck on them in the pool
hero narrator (10:23:30 PM): to make it easier to shove in their ass
If ICouldEscapex (10:23:45 PM): they blow. duh.
hero narrator (10:23:34 PM): oh i am moldable
If ICouldEscapex (10:24:02 PM): Are you? Can you mold into a circle?!
hero narrator (10:24:07 PM): "i wish i was straight"