Make your own conspiracy theory
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html Heres mine
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Alien invasion you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Klu Klux Clan made up of Sane people with help from the Labour party.
The conspiracy first started during Great fire in London. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Holocaust.
Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Laughing loudly.
They want to gut Martin Luther King and imprison resisters in Matts Bedroom using planes.
In order to prepare for this, we all must buy food. Since the media is controlled by Margret Thatcher we should get our information from Bush.