Stolen from my very good friend Winter
(1) Is there anyone on your top friends list you would have sex with?
I've had Clinton sex with 5 of the 7 women on my top friends list (this was originally posted on another social network.) The other two I've at least played with a little sexually. I felt I had to add some males on the top friends list it would just be the women I've loved and lusted over.
(2) Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
I love all of the above but, it's been months since I've had the morning or afternoon sex unfortunately.
(3) Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
I've had a friend driving pull over to let me puke once.
(4) Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
For fun, plenty of times but for money? No.
(5) Shower or bath while having sex?
It's more fun to get the sex started there but, they aren't good places for having sex.
(6) Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Either is fine and even switching half way is good too.
(7) Do you love someone in your friends list?
Yes.
(8) Love or Money?
Money could buy lots of sex but, Love is what I live for.
(9) Credit cards or cash?
I try to not get into any kind of debt. So cash is best for me.
(10) Have you ever wanted a best friend?
I've had a lot of close friends. There's no one person that I'd call a single best friend though.
(11) Camping or a 5 star hotel?
I used to work in a 5 star hotel and camped most every summer as a kid. Five Star Hotel wins this round.
(12) Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
The side of a busy highway, at work in the casino in front of the security cameras, and in front of a crowd at a swing club. I think at least one of those would get a weird ranking.
(13) Would you shave your entire body (including your head)?
If I was paid and had several months at the gym to prepare.
(14) Have you ever been to a strip club?
I would be the person to ask about which strip clubs are good for what.
5) Ever been to a bar?
Duh. Yeah.
(16) Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No. Even though I haven't been the best of bar patrons at times, I've never been bad enough to get kicked out.
(17) Have you ever been so drunk someone else had to carry you?
Nope...I'm the one that people choose to drive the really drunk one home, even if I'm just as drunk.
(18) Had sex in a movie theater?
Yep. It was the back row of a theater showing one of my favorite hard R movies.
(19) Had sex in a bathroom?
Yep and just about every other room in a house.
(20) Have you ever had sex at work?
Yes (see the casino line above). At one point, I wanted to christen each job I worked. It really gave me a good feeling about work knowing I had an erotic secret none of the other co-workers knew.
(21) Ever been to an adult store?
Yes. I love them. In fact, as a kid I ran a huge bookstore with a rather large adult section.
(22) Bought something from an adult store?
Lingerie and toys.
(23) Have you been caught having sex ?
Duh. Yeah.
(24) Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Most are girl friends that wanted copies too but, yeah.
25) Ever had sex with someone and called them by the wrong name?
Not during sex but, later after the sex, I've called them by the wrong name. It didn't go as bad as it seems though. What's her face was surprisingly understanding. :-)
26) Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
Personally, I don't think anyone really pays attention to my blogs. I'd be thrilled if anyone reposts this but, I'm not even expecting a comment about it. I just hope it was a good read to anyone that took the time. PL&J y'all.