and donald sutherland and david bowie aren't even coming. what the actual fuck.
I've just woken up from a dream where I'm at Supanova, and I've been robbed.
I have no cash, no cards, and as I sit there waiting for the heat to arrive, David Bowie walks past with Donald Sutherland, just casually chatting.
I burst into tears because these are all the people I'm going to miss out on meeting now that I have no money, and just as my make-up has really started to run, Rupert Young and Bradley James turn up and Bradley says, "Are you all right?" And he's coming closer because he's going to gather me up to cry against his enormous chest and
...then I woke up.
Ladies and gentlemen: my mind.
I have no cash, no cards, and as I sit there waiting for the heat to arrive, David Bowie walks past with Donald Sutherland, just casually chatting.
I burst into tears because these are all the people I'm going to miss out on meeting now that I have no money, and just as my make-up has really started to run, Rupert Young and Bradley James turn up and Bradley says, "Are you all right?" And he's coming closer because he's going to gather me up to cry against his enormous chest and
...then I woke up.
Ladies and gentlemen: my mind.