The Wanking Comment Fest

Mar 25, 2013 16:39

So earlier, I took the Arthur Wank Pledge, which I'm very excited about. However, I figured there was no harm in being an equal opportunity voyeur, right?

Also, Twitter encouraged me, and we all know how THAT ends, so.

Let The Wanking Comment Fest begin!Any fandom, any rating, any character or pairing as long as there's masturbation ( Read more... )

fandom: teen wolf, fandom: harry potter, fandom: star trek rpf, huzzah, squee, wanking, fandom: merlin rpf, fandom: vikings, wanking comment fest, not at all gratuitous, fandom: multifandom, fandom: the eagle, masturbation, smut

Leave a comment

(The comment has been removed)

Re: Arthur/Merlin alby_mangroves March 25 2013, 06:06:15 UTC
ACCIDENTAL PHONE SEX!! \o/\o/\o/

Reply

Re: Arthur/Merlin katie_andrew March 25 2013, 12:55:16 UTC
GENIUS

Reply

Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (1/3) nu_breed March 25 2013, 22:44:02 UTC
Most parents give their child a used, beaten-up car for their 21st birthday. But Uther Pendragon is not most parents, and when Arthur announces to Merlin that he's been given an all-expenses paid trip to New York complete with business class tickets and a huge room at the Waldorf Astoria, Merlin hardly blinks - he's used to rolling his eyes at the excesses of Arthur's family ( ... )

Reply

Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (2/3) nu_breed March 25 2013, 22:46:59 UTC
Arthur ignores his tone and says, "Well, I picked her up at a club. She wasn't really my type, too ( ... )

Reply

Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) nu_breed March 25 2013, 22:48:28 UTC
Merlin isn't used to hearing Arthur like this, out of control and pleading and it's so fucking hot that he can't deny him anything, has never been able to deny him anything anyway. "I want you to- god, Arthur. Want you to push me down on my knees, fuck my mouth ( ... )

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) katie_andrew March 25 2013, 23:31:35 UTC
:D :D

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) oflittleuse March 25 2013, 23:44:30 UTC
YES. Just ... YES.
So hot and perfect and ugh ... so good.

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) alby_mangroves March 25 2013, 23:56:39 UTC
OH MY GOD I'M AT WORK. I'M AT FUCKING WORK AND I SWEAR TO GOD WOMAN. I . THIS. GAH!!!!

*falls over*

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) xfortytwo March 26 2013, 00:16:32 UTC
njfdngkjdfnkgjkfgndfk hot. and jfngjfgnjkfg my brain is on the floor somewhere, I need to go find it, njdfgkjdng. Help.

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) alby_mangroves March 26 2013, 00:17:20 UTC
Never mind your brain, are those your knickers? Right there, next to mine?

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) xfortytwo March 26 2013, 00:18:13 UTC
Oh yeah, I ripped them off at like the second sentence, tbh

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) geneva2010 March 26 2013, 02:00:38 UTC
OMG, coming out and phone sex and long friendship and so in love... man, that was good.

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) kylezy March 26 2013, 04:01:23 UTC
Duuuuuude *___*

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) fuckyeah March 26 2013, 09:38:28 UTC
OMG OMG OMG UNF I WISH I COULD BE MORE COHERENT BUT I AM DEAD NOW.

Reply

Re: Fill: Tell Me Your Dreams (Am I In Them?) (3/3) joan_waterhouse March 26 2013, 21:11:25 UTC
JFC! So hot. Absolutely brilliant!

Reply


Leave a comment

Up