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I have just come back from several weeks dead as part of an out of court settlement with the Ministry over the matter of my age, and I must say, I heartily recommend a week or two deceased to anyone. (With the exception of Harry, of course.) I find myself feeling more relaxed and less stressed than I have for as long as I can remember, and feel years younger. I am most eager to resume my duties, in administering Hogwarts as well as in making Tom and his followers cry like the little crybabies which they happen to be. Furthermore, the Ministry has officially exonerated me from all wrong-doing in regards to the matter of lying about my age, and I hope now we may all put that terrible chapter of my life behind us.