Twizzlers (Red, not Black)

[albuspresley]

I am afraid I have a confession to make. I am not, in fact, 156 years old. I did not, as I have told those with too much time on their hands and a copy of the Hogwarts enrollment records from the 1850s, enter Hogwarts a year late because I was trapped in a pocket dimension by my brother Aberforth for five months after we had a fight over his

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[waitingfortom]

Excellent. Such a fine example of deceit you set for this school. You will help to corrupt them all.

[albuspresley]

Are you quite all right Miss Weasley? Have you considered seeing Madame Pompfrey? I expect you are months overdue for a mental health assessment.

[waitingfortom]

Don't call me that. That girl is gone. If you thought I needed a mental health assessment, it could have come years ago.

But I don't. I'm powerful now, Dumbledore.

[deranged_gofer]

Oh Force, that is it! No more Muggle films for you!

[waitingfortom]

Muggle films are an entertaining diversion, not a cause, "brother."

[albuspresley]

The staff of Hogwarts have failed you, Miss Weasley. We were never able to teach you to think.

[waitingfortom]

No, you were never able to make me think the same way that you do. I can think for myself. I know what's right and wrong, and it's hardly right for you to fail to protect a young girl because you're too busy falling over a supposed saviour.

But I can protect myself now. I don't need your help, useless as it was to me.

Also, the fashions are better.

[potter_mouth]

GINNY, VOLDEMORT IS EVIL!

[waitingfortom]

Don't point at me. It's rude.

[potter_mouth]

I'LL POINT AT WHOEVER I WANT TO POINT AT!

[potter_mouth]

I SUSPECT SHE IS MONTHS OVERDUE.