fic: of krayt dragons and sand flies [owen, luke, obi-wan, inter-trilogy]

[albumsontheside]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT ELIZABETH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

(YOU'RE NOW OFFICIALLY LEGAL HERE IN THE UK. JUST SAYING.)

HAVE A FIC, Y/Y?

Title: Of Krayt Dragons and Sand Flies
Author: albumsontheside
Characters: Owen Lars, Ben Kenobi, Luke Skywalker
Timeline: Um, Luke's 7.
Word Count: 1689
Summary: Crack. Lars family crack. With

Comments

[siamesa]

HAHAHAHAHAHA that was beautiful THANK YOU so much!!!!!:D

[albumsontheside]

Glad to know you liked <3 How's your birthday been?

[siamesa]

Been great.

Skype?

[albumsontheside]

It's too late, my dad would kill me :/ Trying to revise now anyway, and failing. I suck at this ...

[siamesa]

Ah, well. What are you revising?

[albumsontheside]

The great big WTF that is English Non-Fiction. Media analysis and all that jazz. I fail at stuffs like that :/

AND THEN DAY AFTER TOMORROW, IT IS THE HORROR THAT IS HISTORY PAPER 1, AKA, SAMMY JUST PUTS HITLER INTO EVERY SENTENCE IN THE HOPE OF GETTING MARKS.

[siamesa]

That is... um. Good luck with that. be sure to also frequently bring up Churchill.

[albumsontheside]

Churchill wasn't PM until 1940.

My sample essay:

CHAMBERLAIN APPEASED HITLER, WHO WAS A LYING DICK. PEACE IN OUR TIME. FUCK, NOW THE COUNTRY'S AT WAR WITH GERMANY. LA LA LA, A SOVIET.

[siamesa]

Oh. So it's early war. I suppose that also rules out FDR, as back then the US sort of took the opposite extreme, warwise, and didn't interfere when we WERE needed. FDR was cool, though. I'm pretty sure he was the first physically disabled president.

Decent summary, though. Needs fewer swear words.

[albumsontheside]

no, we do FDR and the New Deal too! WE DO EVERYTHING.

My summary of the new deal:

Republicans didn't like it. Everyone else did.

[siamesa]

...And that pretty much sums up FDR. He was incredible at getting people on his side. I think it helped that he was named Roosevelt. (TR FTW!)

[albumsontheside]

My favourite bit is why the League of Nations sucked. It's easy -- Britain and France sucked. End of. ;)

[siamesa]

Hey, us refusing to even join also had something to do with it!

[albumsontheside]

That too. So, economic sanctions were useless. (I'm going to fail, ain't I?)

[siamesa]

You are NOT going to fail. It's an essay. Make enough of it opinion, and you can't go wrong.

(Note: This is operating on the assumption that it is, indeed, an essay)

[albumsontheside]

Yeah, essays. I'm kind of scared my arm's going to give out. It did in Latin today. I was lucky I'd finished :/