Nov 17, 2005 21:34
Top 10 Reasons Why I Should Be Happy To Be Single Again:
1. I can date anyone I want.
2. I will spend less money on Christmas presents.
3. I don't have to watch sports anymore.
4. I can spend more time with the girls.
5. I will use less out-of-network minutes on my cell phone.
6. I don't have to listen to snoring on the weekends.
7. I can move out of state, if that's what I decide to do.
8. I can change my hairstyle and color without feeling like I should ask permission.
9. I will spend less money going out to eat.
10. I don't have to drive to Ann Arbor every other weekend in the winter.