It's like some kind of slashtastic ideas factory down this end
So having wilfully failed to ignore Current Winner Of AlbionFicOnTour chasingwords' 'severe Irishness,' and having been intensely aroused by the way she says 'Caarl,' I came up with my latest (and possibly greatest)
The Spoken Albion Contest
Post sound / video recordings of you reading porn aloud in the accent of your forefathers! (Or indeed, any other interesting / amusing tongues you can do!)
As the Where Are You From? post showed, us sickos are spread out enough to keep it interesting, so go on!
Run over to On Tour to download the aforementioned Irish extravaganza- it's fan-bloody-tastic in all sorts of ways.