Jinle all the way
Poor Ashley...I don't envy her right now...Jeffery is gonna spend Christmas with me! HAPPY HAPPY JOY JOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to go spend a couple of days with Jeff in Stephenville, and I got the joyful experience of seeing how a bong is used. I met his friend Amy, who owns the bong. Shes a lesbian and she said I'm cute. I got my @$$ kicked at Mario Kart Double Dash, by high people no less...bummer much. Anywho...I have no presents because I have no money. I love you all and I apologize, but I'm poor... After I have a job I will get everybody good presents. I know what most everyone wants, except for Sterling...maybe some really high quality colored pencils or something...ya gotta tell me man. Anyway, I'm cold and there is not heat in my room so I am gonna go cozy up under my blankets next to Jeff, who is playing The Ocarina of Time, and probably will be for most of the night...crazy fool. Hope to see everybody soon!
P.S. Sorry I didn't get to see you Sterling, but I don't get to go stay with Jeff very often.. Although, you and Ash were probably having too much fun anyway!
P.P. S. WE HAVE DSL!!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!!!!