Osmosis might actually work...

Sep 21, 2004 14:50

It's very easy to sleep through school. Here is the recipe for sleeping through High School PE.

1) Be so tired that you have trouble keeping your eyes open.
2) When it is time to do crunches, lay on your back like normal.
3) Close your eyes and "forget" to open them.

When I fell asleep, my partner (I only had one friend in my pe class, so we were always partners) woke me up and asked me if I went to a party the night before. I guess I was tired enough to make her think I "changed my ways".

I think I fell asleep in Jr. High pe once, too. That one was more simple. Here's the recipe.

1) Be as tired as possible.
2) Get dressed in your pe clothes.
3) Go sit in your assigned spot.
4) Lay down and close your eyes.

The whistle to start working out will wake you up (that or the atmosphere going from noisy to dead silent).

I slept through English my freshman year. I took naps frequently throughout my English class sophomore year. (Ask Josh about english with me if you want to hear it from someone else's perspective) I think I slept once (maybe twice) in Mrs. Barnes' English class my senior year.
I slept through Honors World History my freshman year. I took a few naps (one or two, but not many by any means) in Government with Mr. Lanners.
I slept in Wavelength a lot my freshman year. I slept very little (surprisingly) in Jazz Choir my sophomore year. I took a nap here or there in Jazz Choir my senior year, but I didn't sleep too many times that year.
Hmm... Biology. I slept in Biology a lot my freshman year. I took a nap or two in bio three my sophomore year.
I took way too many naps in theatre to count all throughout my high school career.

I think that is all, for the most part. If there are any classes that I missed that you would like to know about, write me and I will think about it and tell you.

I think I lost my freshman year to sleep. I would get up in the morning, go to school, sleep in most of my classes, go home and (sometimes) do homework before I took a nap, sleep to (or through) dinner, go back to bed, and sleep until I woke up in the morning for the next day of school. I think I lost that year to sleep.

Everyone wonders how I graduated. Looking back on it, I am not quite sure even I know. haha!
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