Rules for my car...
There are few rules for riding in my car and they are easy to follow, but if you don't follow them, there will be big punishments.
1) No food or drink in my car.
I have the acception. I own the car. If I want to eat in it, I will. I will try very hard not to eat or drink in front of anyone though. The only possible exception is if we ever use my car on a road trip for youth. That would be the only time I might waiver this rule. We'll just cross those bridges when we get there.
2) When you get in the car, you buckle up. After I buckle up, I will say "Click.". After I say clikc and when you are buckled, you will say "Click." as your reply. The car will not move until everyone in it has said click. When you get out of the car, you lock the door unless I tell you spacifically not to lock it.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
3) I will only take as many people as I have seatbelts.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
4) If for some reason you feel the need to lie to me and not buckle up and I get a ticket for you not being buckled, you will pay the ticket in full and you will never again allowed to ride in my car.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
5) The only people driving my car are the people on my insurance. In other words, I am the only one that can and will drive my car. Don't ask.
There will be on exceptions to this rule.
6) I am not your mom. If you make a mess in my car, you will clean it up. If you want to treat me like your mom, making me clean up your mess(es) then I will treat you like I'm your mom and I know that you wouldn't want me to do that.
The everyday dirt that is tracked in on shoes (and socks) is the only exception to this rule.
7) If you leave clothes in my car and it's your fault, I am able to use them however I wish. You can ask to leave them in my car and I might tell you yes, but I don't think I will. This rule is just like number six but more spacific. If you leave the clothes in there and it's my fault, you will get them back.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
8) No matter how dirty my car gets, do not write in the dust. If I find out who does it, they will wash the car with/for me at their own expence.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
9) Every one shares the death seat.
The only excetion to this rule is that if Benjie wants the seat, he gets it. The same goes for Noah, but if they are together, it will be up to them to decide.
10) Have fun while keeping the volume down. Talking is ok but I don't want to have to deal with a headache every time I take (especially you girls) anyone anywhere. I also do not want any drivers besides me (aka back seat drivers).
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
There are ten simple rules if you follow them. If you don't want to follow the rules or if you don't like the rules, you don't have to ride in the car with me. It's as simple as that. If and when I think of more rules, I will post them on here but I think I have covered all my rules.
I will probably give you a chance or two, but three stikes and you're out. Please don't make me tell you that you can't ride with me again.
In the strange case that I get a ticket because of something one of my passengers did (i.e. being unbuckled), he or she will pay in full my ticket and not be allowed in my car ever again. There is one exception to this and that is if you are the one that gets me the ticket and I marry you later on in life, but that would only apply to the guys and I don't expect to get a ticket because of any of my passengers.
I love all of you guys and I hope I am not asking too much. I will talk to all of you later.
AnnaLisa
1) No food or drink in my car.
I have the acception. I own the car. If I want to eat in it, I will. I will try very hard not to eat or drink in front of anyone though. The only possible exception is if we ever use my car on a road trip for youth. That would be the only time I might waiver this rule. We'll just cross those bridges when we get there.
2) When you get in the car, you buckle up. After I buckle up, I will say "Click.". After I say clikc and when you are buckled, you will say "Click." as your reply. The car will not move until everyone in it has said click. When you get out of the car, you lock the door unless I tell you spacifically not to lock it.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
3) I will only take as many people as I have seatbelts.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
4) If for some reason you feel the need to lie to me and not buckle up and I get a ticket for you not being buckled, you will pay the ticket in full and you will never again allowed to ride in my car.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
5) The only people driving my car are the people on my insurance. In other words, I am the only one that can and will drive my car. Don't ask.
There will be on exceptions to this rule.
6) I am not your mom. If you make a mess in my car, you will clean it up. If you want to treat me like your mom, making me clean up your mess(es) then I will treat you like I'm your mom and I know that you wouldn't want me to do that.
The everyday dirt that is tracked in on shoes (and socks) is the only exception to this rule.
7) If you leave clothes in my car and it's your fault, I am able to use them however I wish. You can ask to leave them in my car and I might tell you yes, but I don't think I will. This rule is just like number six but more spacific. If you leave the clothes in there and it's my fault, you will get them back.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
8) No matter how dirty my car gets, do not write in the dust. If I find out who does it, they will wash the car with/for me at their own expence.
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
9) Every one shares the death seat.
The only excetion to this rule is that if Benjie wants the seat, he gets it. The same goes for Noah, but if they are together, it will be up to them to decide.
10) Have fun while keeping the volume down. Talking is ok but I don't want to have to deal with a headache every time I take (especially you girls) anyone anywhere. I also do not want any drivers besides me (aka back seat drivers).
There will be no exceptions to this rule.
There are ten simple rules if you follow them. If you don't want to follow the rules or if you don't like the rules, you don't have to ride in the car with me. It's as simple as that. If and when I think of more rules, I will post them on here but I think I have covered all my rules.
I will probably give you a chance or two, but three stikes and you're out. Please don't make me tell you that you can't ride with me again.
In the strange case that I get a ticket because of something one of my passengers did (i.e. being unbuckled), he or she will pay in full my ticket and not be allowed in my car ever again. There is one exception to this and that is if you are the one that gets me the ticket and I marry you later on in life, but that would only apply to the guys and I don't expect to get a ticket because of any of my passengers.
I love all of you guys and I hope I am not asking too much. I will talk to all of you later.
AnnaLisa