voice post ☆ dfu

[albhedbnehlacc]

[Rikku's voice is shakey as it comes over the Dreamberry and it's clear she's trying her hardest not to cry.]

Yunie and Paine are gone! I...I just got back and then one minute I'm talking to Yunie and the next she's gone! I'm not so sure I like this place anymore. Has anyone seen a girl with brown hair and one blue and one green eye? If you have

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[scoreatouchdown]

You check the list yet?

[albhedbnehlacc]

The list?

[scoreatouchdown]

The contact list. If the name's not there, then they're gone.

[albhedbnehlacc]

[Rikku quickly does so and she lets out a sigh as her shoulders slump. There's no point in hiding her disappointment.]

I was afraid of this...what am I gonna tell Tidus?

[scoreatouchdown]

Just tell whoever this Tidus is that she's not around any more. It's not like you can do anything about it in this damn place.

[albhedbnehlacc]

[A little cry of frustration comes out of Rikku at this point.]

I kind of figured that out! But still. Tidus and Yuna were just reunited - he's going to be so upset!

[scoreatouchdown]

Hey, don't go bitching to me about your problems. Tell that to the Overlord, instead.

[albhedbnehlacc]

There has to be something I can do!

Hey! You're a guy; what do you do to cheer yourself up?

[scoreatouchdown]

That's easy. Find some dirty magazine and do my business.

If there's one thing I miss from back home, it's my porno collection.

1/2

[albhedbnehlacc]

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2/2

[albhedbnehlacc]

GROSS! I can't tell Tidus to do that! Ew! Ew, ew, ew!

[scoreatouchdown]

Hey, I just answered what you asked for, all right.

[albhedbnehlacc]

I asked what normal people would do to cheer themselves up!

How would you cheer a friend up if they were upset?

[scoreatouchdown]

Whoever said I wasn't normal? Hell, Bishop would probably do the same thing I would.

[albhedbnehlacc]

...You only have one friend?

[scoreatouchdown]

Unless you count my asshole brother and his that bitchy wife of his as friends.