Anniversary!
It has been OFFICIALLY over 20 years since I've had "intimate contact" with a female. Last was in this month in 1997, when my FIRST girlfriend (dating back to Riser Elementary), who was married at the time, randomly stopped by after my divorce. One thing lead to another. She had knocked on the door after I had retired for the night. She "brought up" the rest, just said to not mention it. After all these years, I'm mentioning it. Haven't heard from her since anyway.