Thoughts

[albercht]

the doors open and in steps a men in white robes he's wearing a gold chain around his wrists and a bell around his neck i think that he's a ghost or something but i can't be too sure i am watching as he walks toward the bar but there is no bar because everything has vanished now why am i seeing this man i don't know but he can't see me why can't he see me i'm not sure what does this mean i don't know will i ever know i don't think so. the man is trying to speak but his mouth is sewed shut like a wound that needs to heal he tries to openhis eyes but there are no eyes why doesn't he have eyes and how can he see where he's going if he has no eyes maybe he uses sonar who knows i don't know i don't know a lot of things but i try to make it seem like i do lots of people try to hide behind intalect even if they don't know what they are talking about they try to make it seem like they do most of the time these people are the ones who will try to prove to you that they are right i used to be like that now i just sit and look like the bumbaling fool that i am speaking of the fool he's taking the stage again his costume is glingint in the dim candle light of the tavern in the forest of Arinodar where did that come from what the hell kind of name is that for a forest oh well maybe it will work in some fucked up fantasy novle if i ever get around to w riting it i don't think i'll ever finish the mummy in time the dog is going to end up eating its leg if i don't hurry fuck now i'm talking about mummies man this stream of conciousness shit is really weard pokey i'd like some pokey right now...i don't think i spelled that right rice rice would be good too maybe i'll eat some rice tomorrow sparrows are pretty no they aren't what am i talking about this is going on longer than i thought it would but that's ok because it's fun i'm getting a lot of things out man the grammer of this is horrible i should make sure to make this only accessable to people on my friends list...sorry for those of you who aren't onmy list yeat i'll put you onlater then manybe you can read the scrolls of the elder monkies who knows why the dogs eat chocolet icecream i don't know why the whale was white and not purple i like that color it's pretty especially if it's a really dark color of purple or maybe a redish purple pulmb is pretty so is wine wine is a pretty color oh and so is sky blue now i'm getting into color that's just odd these things are weird but...that's how it goes right wait that's not how you spell gos damn it i'm really bad at this oh well how can you be bad a candy land i mean all you do is move around on a bord that's like saying that you suck at playing with buttons on a coat rack do coat cracks have buttons and is that one word or two lumps of suggar who knows i'm not sure anymore but i think that the earth is still moving around the sun if not then the sea monkies are in trouble aren't they because they will endu up swimming for ever if the dolphins don't come to save them from the rescured ships this really isn't making any sence i think that's the wrong sence...i can't remember the rest of my name at the moment but give me a second and i will take the cat for a walk over hot coals near the beach so it will be able to drink from the cup of life and become one of Renoth's undead soldiers who the thell is that i have the weirdest shit inmy head man am i glad i'm just typing wha ti'm thinking and not worrying about going back to check anything nbecause i might acutlaly look intelagent if i did because everyone knows that this is how i usually right damnit i've gotta stop dwelling on fallen angels who can't seem to mind their broken wings because the arrow is soo deep and the sun has burnt their skin and the moon drains their powers if they don't get the nurishment that they need by feeding on the energy of those weaker than they are but that would be a wrath wouldn't it angels don't feed on energy do they hmmm that would make an interesting s tory plot if but i'll have to work around it some how if i stand on one foot my i seem to have better balance but that doesn't make any since damn is that evena word i'm not sure anymore hell half of what i've typed so far isn't inenglish it's in some other kind of weird tony can't spell supercalafragilistic backwards for some reason but can anyone tell me why the caged dog eats nothing but coconut shells and won't drink the water becauses he's trying not to stop next to the blood at night when the ninjas come to take his family of rabbits back to the nest so that they can be fed limabeans and scraps of human eyeballs that sounds realy sick maybe i should just stop typing but i can't i think i'll stop later damn i'm sick of this whole slow ass internet thing maybe i can make it go faster if i hook up rocket packs to my parents car no that would be a bad idea Jimmy putting acid in the teacher's coffey would not be wise becuse then you would get to see what your teacher does when he/she is trippin of his/her ass man that takes up a lot of space and i believe that it's blocking some chee i'll have to fix that before i go into battle with the Galls but they will give up in about an hour anyway the French suck they're a bunch of whimps then again i'm pretty suky myself look at how much i suck i am the suckiest suck that has ever sucked and i'm good at it too i enjoy my low selfesteam it makes me feel a little special but who knows why a dog can howle at the broken peice of glass before it cuts it's throught as it slides down the rale of the stariway to heaven in a rage the cat ate the watermellon and saw that the cantalope was plotting revenge when the dragon comes at a minute to two til two today damn why does that song get suck in my head i don't even know the whole thing what song am i talking about do i know do you kno did we really land on the moon is JFK really alive did elvis eat jelly beans if so what kind did he choke on when he was three i bet people know the answer to why we are living to day and why the monkey eats banana flavored coffee and that concludes my freakshow for the night i'll be here on thursdays fridays and on christmass when christe slotered the jews for controle of germany and the eastern part of japan what the fuk?

Max

By the way, this is ment to not have any kind of correct puncuation....so I don't feel like hearing frome anyone who wants to tell me what's wrong about it.