Verba facio!

[albercht]

All right, folks, I have had enough. Essentially, this post will be spotless. Save for a minor, unimportant, form flaw because I do not think that these morons should receive the privilege of me using a good layout

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[lupiniii]

(con't)

I'm sure you found The Bell Jar boring, much like Voltaire's audience found his satires highly entertaining. Isn't Harlequin a brand of romance novels? I don't know why you want to base a religion off Fabio's "velvet shaft"...nevermind, I just answered my own question. You can continue writing all you want, I assure you that you cannot write rings around me by any means, partially because doing so would require the ability to correct spell "rings around me." I'm sure you'll be laughing, but not in a superior way, more of a man driven insane by a homebred version of filial piety which covers living at home with your mother chained to a typewriter a la Misery. You can laugh at me all you want when I'm living quite comfortably with my wife and children admiring my doctorates in English and Japanese while you're still listed as a dependent on your parent's income tax forms.

I'm sure you could write over thirty pages, but your spelling errors would have us gouging our eyes out in an Oedipus fashion by the fifth. So glad to see your "expertice" in a dead language is going to help you towards your goal of a Pulitzer Prize. Sir (and I use that in a very loose sense), you have a better chance of winning an Emmy, hey, you could outdo Susan Lucci, because you are quite the drama queen.

Are you really that dumb?

[albercht]

The word harlequin comes from a character in the Italian theater form known as Comidia Del Arte. This form of theater is very similar to a farce, because it uses stock character and is usually over the top. One main difference is the fact that actors in Comidia wear half facemasks. Harlequin is usually given a chin peace as well.

You probably know this, since you know so much about literature, so I am just wasting my time, right.

You also probably know that Batman’s “Harley Quinn” was pun. She was named so because that is what she portrays in the series of comics and television shows.

I’d also like to bring up the point, and this is not directed at you, Pat, that just because the Avatar dances in my little “mock-religion” and the Summoner dances in FFX, doesn’t mean I’m ripping anyone off! Again, I will assure you all that this is completely original work!

Moreover, another thing, don’t you morons understand that a journal is the most informal form of writing? I have read journals by wonderful writers before that have had three page entries using only one sentence. It is not about being correct; it is about getting thought down!

In addition, to finish it off, Pat, I would post information on you obsession, but I am afraid that I know someone who would get very upset at me for doing so. Someone who I really do not want to upset, because she has always been kind to me. You on the other hand, I am sure, know whom I am talking about…and can find all you want to back up my statement on you live journal.

Re: Are you really that dumb?

[nodisc]

You probably know this, since you know so much about literature, so I am just wasting my time, right.
Statements have periods, questions have question marks (hence the name). Exclamation points are another lesson.

You also probably know that Batman’s “Harley Quinn” was pun.
I am informed by reliable sources that *all* the Batman names are puns.

Moreover, another thing, don’t you morons understand that a journal is the most informal form of writing? I have read journals by wonderful writers before that have had three page entries using only one sentence. It is not about being correct; it is about getting thought down!
Um no. Even in a diary a real writer would take care with form and spelling. Real writers don't string sentences for three pages. The goal in English (and yes, I know it's different in Latin, you fat fuck) is short, sharp sentences, in prose writing. In any writing, the goal is to write well. That's why there are so few good writers - you have to have thoughts and an ability to write. You have neither.

I am afraid that I know someone who would get very upset at me for doing so.
Rachel? Raaacheeelll?

up my statement on you live journal.
I still don't know what 'you live journal' is.

Re: Are you really that dumb?

[anassadikaios]

I know I said I was done with this, but after reading what you wrote it was just too much to resist. So be it I sacrifice a few minutes of my sleep to have a good laugh at you.

... Real writers don't string sentences for three pages...In any writing, the goal is to write well. That's why there are so few good writers -...

" The truth seems to be, however, that, when he casts his leaves forth upon the wind, the author addresses, not the many who will fling aside his volume, or never take it up, but the few who will understand him, better than most of his schoolmates, or lifemates. Some authors, indeed, do far more than this, and indulge themselves in such confidential depths of revelation as could be fittingly addressed, only and exclusively, to the one heart and mind of perfect sympathy; as if the printed book, thrown at large on the wide world, were certain to find out the divided segment of the writer's own nature, and complete his circle of existence by bringing him into communion with it."

Taken from The Custom House, from The Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne

I think the paragraph speaks for itself, and if you are unable to see it's meaning, then too fucking bad for you.

Re: Are you really that dumb?

[shinigami22]

Rachel? Raaacheeelll?

It takes three times to really summon me.