Verba facio!

[albercht]

All right, folks, I have had enough. Essentially, this post will be spotless. Save for a minor, unimportant, form flaw because I do not think that these morons should receive the privilege of me using a good layout

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[lupiniii]

I feel at least marginally compelled to "defend" myself, if such an off-base and woefully inadequate "attack" deserved so much attention. Nonetheless, I would like to respond to some points, no matter how hyperbolic they actually are.

First off, I wouldn't blame Livejournal for any fallicies on your part, all the other hundreds of uses seem to have absolutely no problem with it, unlike your journal layout, which is quite frankly, ipecac for the eyes. I assume you're referring to us when you typed "children that stole mommy's computer." I'd like to make the point that I'm hardly a child by any means, especially whatever your definition may be. The computer I am currently using was entirely funded and built from the ground up by me, I paid for all the parts, and I assembled it. You see, I can actually hold a job because I'm socially accepted even though I'm not in the mainstream. I have quite the biting intellect, and people find me humorous and pleasant to be around. My penchant for personal hygene doesn't hurt either, and while I'm on the subject, you might want to look into some Pert Plus.

Now your friend who enjoys yaoi, yes...considering yaoi is fundamentally hardcore shonen-ai, as well as animated by the Japanese no less, I find it hard to believe that she cannot be into anime "at all." Perhaps she hasn't seen as much anime as me, doesn't really matter, I'm not out there flouting myself as some sort of walking encyclopedia on the subject. Anime has been a hobby of mine for about eight years now, so I have been around the proverbial circuit a few times. I actually happen to be more into games. I don't have to "try" to be superior, taking a side other than your own pretty much makes every kind of superiority just fall into my lap.

Also, should we be proud that it took you two years to read Iliad? I'm sure you've read plenty of books, but I can comfortably assure you than I am infinetly more well-read than yourself and have also had enough charm to culture myself a group of very high-calibur friends. As for making stupid comments, I've yet to make one, what makes you think I'll start now? Unless reading your journal this past week has slowly been dropping the intelligence level of everyone involved in this miniature "flame war."

Calling me obsessive, I see. Could you please cite specific examples, along with the date and context of the statements? I would...not appreciate it so much as get a kick of of debunking your wild accusations as you flail about trying to take away our bona fide credibility and caustically-accurate statements pertaining to your ineptitude in the English language.

For the record, I do not play Dance Dance Revolution in a basement, that would entail owning a Playstation, which I do not. I do, however, play DDR in the arcade, and yes, I have both lost weight and gained muscle from playing. Any sort of physical activity is something you might want to look into, and no, putting the Cheetos from the bag into your mouth does not count as doing curls. As for Smash Brothers, it's an incredibly social game, and I've gained quite a few friends at college by playing against them. It's good competition and lighthearted fun, but you wouldn't know anything about that, would you. I've got a book for you: "How to make friends and influence people" you should read it instead of your oh-so-obvious all-time favorite "How to lose friends and alienate people" (and yes, I assure you it's an actual book).