Verba facio!

[albercht]

All right, folks, I have had enough. Essentially, this post will be spotless. Save for a minor, unimportant, form flaw because I do not think that these morons should receive the privilege of me using a good layout

Comments

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I finished the Odyssey by the fifth and the Iliad by seventh.
Big deal. And I can say that, without trotting out my particular accomplishments in the field of English language and literature, and there are many, (as in your little tirade it sounds like one big asturbatory whack), other than to say, I can spell in it.

However, you probably cannot read Latin.
And you can't read Japanese for shit. Pat can. Plus Pat speaks a little language called English.

the rest of your lackeys
I object to that. I was teasing your fat ass before anyone got involved. And again, obviously you don't know me. I won't trot out my academic or extracurricular particulars, but let me tell you I never failed a grade. Don't cry that "this public school system is keeping me down" either. You don't know the first thing about being kept down, Johnny Craterface. There is no excuse for failure. If I had been damned enough to be born you, I would have slit my belly a long time ago.

when I am a Pulitzer Prize winner putting out best sellers left
The Pulitzer will be no better than a Golden Globe then. You can't write. You really can't. If everything else in my post is an insult, this is the truth. You're a fucking poor writer. You suck. You can not write. Let me repeat; you can not write, nor will you ever make a career out of writing. You have *no* understanding of the mechanics of this language or any eye for plot or beauty. As for playing DDR, it's obvious you think Pat instigated this bit. No, its fun to tease the bear. And obviously you don't know much about me.

I am a 17-year-old writer
If you're a writer, I'm an underwear model. Hell, if you're a writer, this is the single most scrwed up language in creation. To wit, you're not a writer.

I can write rings around you
Um, no. You're in jackass English classes and you're can't spell worth shit. If you write so well, prove it you hermaphroditic vampire.

I have never played the game, nor do I know anything about it. I assure you, what I write is 100% original.
Well, a) that makes you a jackass. And b) even if you didn't play the game (and they're all basically the same plot - you're whacking it off of X if not II) it doesn't make your work original. It's the same tired tripe down a million times better elsewhere.

I understand that the layout of this Live Journal is not the best in the world
No, it's the worst in the world. Funny how everyone else can make a legible journal (free no less) and you can't.

I do not think that people are worth talking to.
Arrogant prick. Fits right into the goth profile.

Most of you did not see the fat that the last post I made was a joke.
Of course we didn't. We're all stupid.

Or maybe your jackass misspellings distracted us.

You're not Swift. You can't write, period, let alone write biting satire. Though even us feeble minded munchkins (who weren't held back, mind you) could see it.

very cumbersome, hot, and not fashionably acceptable
Replace hot with sweaty and we're describing you.

setting up a sound plan for Harvey
Which, as I understand it, you didn't get a part for, because you lied on the app.

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I was old enough to hold a pinnacle
One reaches pinnacles, one aspires to them. You hold big black dildos.

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Political Systems

Isn't that CP? I mean, if it were any lower, you'd be working on cars at Maxwell. It's not even Honors (not that is the top of the game, mind you).

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You and your friend like to make reference to big black dildos/vibrators. I'm beginning to think this isn't a coincidence.

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Gee, I guess I did miss the "fat" that your last post was a joke. And you may be right, it is "ridicules" to wear the cape. And what, pray tell, is your Goth? I mean, I've heard of fashion before, but I'm stumped as to what someone's Goth may be. Please, enlighten me as you have done so graciously in the past about your various other posts. Also, I've never heard of someone who can hold a pinnacle, your mother must very proud of you. All in all, you've still backed up and perpetuated the stereotype and label you seem to so vehemently disavow and protest. In fact, you've even reminded me of Shakespeare, specifically "The lady doth protest too much." As for people not being worth talking to, you've certainly sunk that battleship with the sheer fact that you've registered for, and keep, a LiveJournal. What other reason is there to have a public forum of what is basically your thoughts/feelings on things than to invoke interest in your life and attract attention and curiosity about it? As for the Latin: no, I cannot read raw Latin, and I'm willing to bet a lot of people don't. It is not extremely hard to get the gist of something in Latin, but I feel this is getting away from the point. I chose a different language in high school so I could get some possible day-to-day use out of it. I fail to see how speaking Latin is going to help me land a job, possibly make travel easier, or meet and/or get close to someone who may not speak my native language. It is both snobby and elitist to suggest that speaking a dead, mostly useless language makes you any more special than the next person.

As for being a "worse geek" than you, I feel I must point out that being a geek does not necessarily mean something bad. Not to mention the fact that despite your claims not to subscribe to labeling, stereotyping, etc., you use them and label people as freely as you misspell your words and produce mind-shattering grammar. So this is really a case of the pot calling the kettle black, wouldn't you say?

Harlequin? Methinks that Anthony + video games + theater class (and maybe even a little bit of Batman) = bad plagiarization. I have found every element of your religion in a Squaresoft RPG or a Shakespeare play at one time or another, even to the point of identical character names.
And on the topic of blatant imitation, I think we all need to take a look at your supposed pages of notes on your races, religions, languages, etc. I feel quite confident that the only thing close to a new language you've ever thought of goes along the lines of "Hubba Hubba Zoot Zoot" after watching the El Hazard/Caramba! video at AWA. Not to mention the fact that anyone who has read your work prays for either their own, or your quick death so the scars can start to be erased. Oh, and that's real special of you to have read such big, important books at such an early age. As I seem to remember, they are in every grade-schooler's English textbook, and the school library likes to advertise for children to read them. They aren't very complex books, and the words aren't really any higher than about a 5th grade reading level, nomatter what version you are reading, be it the full uncut adult version, or the edited, abridged textbook version. As for bettering your skills, I'd spend a few more decades bettering them before I'd release any more work, if your current atrocious spelling/grammar/themes are any indication of your skill level.

As I've read through your various posts, I've noticed another thing that has rang true across each and every one of them. When Mr. Maddox points out in his article on Goth people the common trait of arrogance, it immediately brought you to mind, and I was especially reminded after your comment on being able to "write rings around you," and how people are just not worth talking to. This really needs no further explanation or commentary, I think the people can understand my point.

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And about your Yaoi-obsessed friend. She flat-out admitted to it, for Christ's sake. Was even proud of it. All I know is that I'd never let her ass within 10 miles of my children, had I any. And the lackeys comment is just uncalled for. We all joined in and posted to this hellhole of a journal of our own free will. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY needed any invitation or goading to post their views and observations on you and your so-called writing. If you're a writer, blue flying monkeys will come out my ass and reign in splendor in their banana-filled monkey castle in the sky.

Finally, DDR may not feed the homeless or create world peace, but I find it far more constructive to get oneself in shape with something fun and ultimately far healthier than sitting alone in a room burying oneself in a fantasy world because you just don't have the balls to deal with the real one passing you by. You say you want constructive criticism? Here's some: break your pencils, drain your pens, and use your stories for toilet paper, because that's the only thing worth picking them up for. It takes a lot of skill to be a successful writer, skill which includes 3-dimensional characters, innovative themes, plot development, and a host of other things which, to wit, you have not shown the slightest inkling of understanding towards.

As for your boasted 30 pages, I for one am happy you have stuck with two. Any more of your tripe and I think my brain would have melted out of my ears from the black hole of intelligence spewing like a river of sewage from both your keyboard and mind.

E-bone

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note: yes, that should have been "to whit." My mistake. It's a bit late right now, and the vitriol tends not to flow as freely without sleep.