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Dear Nick Jonas,
The internet tells me that you are almost eighteen. Do you know what this means? This means that soon you will be an adult, and that means taking care of yourself.
So please, I beg of you, eat a goddamn sandwich, it won't kill you honest. Please soothe my mothering instincts.
Also I'm younger than you, I no longer feel like a creeper for wanting to sex you. You do make me feel very inadequate, though. Knock it off.
Love, 'bie
PS: What's with the headbands. Please quit wearing the headbands. The bandanas were okay but I was constantly reminded of Ryan Ross. Are you and RyRo in cahoots to become the oddly monotonous ones in your respective bands? Let's see, that would mean that Kevin was Brendon and, hmm, I think Joe would be Jonny Walker. So does that mean the little one in Spencer? I think it does.
The internet tells me that you are almost eighteen. Do you know what this means? This means that soon you will be an adult, and that means taking care of yourself.
So please, I beg of you, eat a goddamn sandwich, it won't kill you honest. Please soothe my mothering instincts.
Also I'm younger than you, I no longer feel like a creeper for wanting to sex you. You do make me feel very inadequate, though. Knock it off.
Love, 'bie
PS: What's with the headbands. Please quit wearing the headbands. The bandanas were okay but I was constantly reminded of Ryan Ross. Are you and RyRo in cahoots to become the oddly monotonous ones in your respective bands? Let's see, that would mean that Kevin was Brendon and, hmm, I think Joe would be Jonny Walker. So does that mean the little one in Spencer? I think it does.