my eyes sting and my nails are long
my sleeping and dreaming was interrupted this morning. Right before I remember... It wes my old manager ron. the freckly long red-haired guy. he was giving a me test on this fancy big computer. the computer could talk. Like in all those sci-fi movies. in that computer female voice. and it was giving a code like g10kj then i had to decipher. how does g10k equal g00 k0000 300j0#.... something like that. I only had a limited amount of time before it went on to the next questions. then ron was saying," why don't you go ahead and give him the other one". And before that i was having a different dream. WHOA wait. there was a swordfight with this girl i don't know. i was fighting her with a sword and I at the end of it i sliced her in half. but she know it at first. it was when the other came and were like oh hey i saw you guys fighting and then the others pointed out she was cut in half. and she was like no. no i'm not. no way. then i started to push her. so that the top half of her came off. it didn't come off all the way i just showed her. and she was like. oh man i am cut in half. then she said it was because of that sword i was using. it's so sharp and it's double sided! then in another part me and two other friends were fighting this fatt dude. but that was a dream within a dream because an an even other part i was on the bus telling my friend, dude you were in dream. we were fighting this fat ass dude. It was a dude we both knew. and this bus was for a class that was going somewhere i don't where. it was carpeted and the teacher was naked. then she put clothes on. a black collared shirt. And there's so much more of the dreams last night. MORRE. TOOO MUCH MORE. you'll have to see me in person for the rest.
i visited madera this weekend and it was pointed out, i was reminded, that my parents have sex. I was looking through their drawers, as usual, and i found my mom's birth control pills. you know some people are like wow that's good that they still do that at their age, i'm happy for them. but not me. I just think of my dad's dick and my mom's nasty old vagina and the image isn't pleasing. but it's okay.
i visited madera this weekend and it was pointed out, i was reminded, that my parents have sex. I was looking through their drawers, as usual, and i found my mom's birth control pills. you know some people are like wow that's good that they still do that at their age, i'm happy for them. but not me. I just think of my dad's dick and my mom's nasty old vagina and the image isn't pleasing. but it's okay.