Har de har har.
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This first one is slightly racist, but its a lot more just plain silly. So I'll give it a pass. Actually, there's a lot of politically incorrect humor there, but hell, they're JOKES. Here's a few that made me laugh.
Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.
"Hey, Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!" Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
"What happened?" shouts Pepe.
With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush."
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What do you call a gay libertarian?
A laissez fairy.
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What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I do like a joke with a twist...
This first one is slightly racist, but its a lot more just plain silly. So I'll give it a pass. Actually, there's a lot of politically incorrect humor there, but hell, they're JOKES. Here's a few that made me laugh.
Two Mexicans are lost in the desert. They see a tree in the distance. As they get nearer they see it's draped with rasher upon rasher of juicy bacon.
"Hey, Pepe", says the first man. "Ees a bacon tree, we're saved!" Then he runs to the tree but is gunned down in a hail of bullets.
"What happened?" shouts Pepe.
With his last breath, his friend shouts "Run amigo, ees not a bacon tree. Ees a ham bush."
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What do you call a gay libertarian?
A laissez fairy.
-----
What is brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre.
I do like a joke with a twist...