Disturbing Trend

[alazif]

So, I've noticed that I've grown a little wilder in the past few months and have behaved very uncharacteristically.  "Party animal" may be too much of a stretch, but I've definitely gone out and deliberately gotten smashed a few times since the holiday season started.  I've also gotten in a couple of fights (I'm 2-0 with nary a scratch, but I was

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[mizufae]

i will marry you if you promise to support me in all of my personal life endeavors, via large and steady cashflow, let me choose and design our dwelling, and let me have sex with other people if you don't satisfy my lustful womanly needs.

[alazif]

Yes, sort of, maybe, and no.

[mizufae]

but, my needs! your tiny asian genitalia cannot possibly sate my passions.

[alazif]

I've actually had problems in a couple of relationships with the opposite being the case. ;)

[rjmoya]

What, your tiny Asian genitalia wanted too much?
*runs*