This is Gross and I Have No Idea Why I'm Posting It

[alazif]

So, I had a tiny pimple that grew near my lip.  It wasn't even on my lip or a sore or anything; but, still, people were all, "Haha, you have herpes."  So, in a foolish rage, late at night, I popped it.  Now it will come back to haunt me with a vengeance because popping zits just makes it worse in the long run.  My skin is normally pretty clear, but

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[alibee]

*waves furiously*

[alazif]

*waves back*

Say, "Hi" to that bum Brandon for me!

[alibee]

He's not working today, or all week! That is true bummery!

[alazif]

I bet there's a giant shrine out there -- a bunch of shopping carts shoved together and piled on top of each other -- that's dedicated to Brandon, the Patron Saint of Bums.

St. Sonderegger kind of has a ring to it, too.