Comments | alawelshie: I punched it in the face and it let me go.

alawelshie

I punched it in the face and it let me go.

Jul 29, 2005 20:28

A bee crawled under my collar today. No kidding, I was driving home when it tried to crawl out and up my neck. Freaked me the fuck out. And probably the guy behind me when I swerved sideways across the street.

Most people have no idea why I felt it was necessary to mention this, oh I know.

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leiascully July 30 2005, 03:39:10 UTC

A tall handsome man will fall in love with you! But he will be pathologically determined to find the truth!

alawelshie July 30 2005, 03:43:08 UTC

Guess I can always shoot him in the shoulder if he gets distracted.

leiascully July 30 2005, 03:46:00 UTC

It is the best way. Though he may respond by criticizing your driving and your ability to see what's in front of you.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:02:00 UTC

I'll just laugh at him really loudly when he trips over his huge honking shoes and loses his gun. Take that, Macho Man.

leiascully July 30 2005, 04:06:36 UTC

Then he'll give you the puppy dog eyes and kiss you in 1939, in case you never meet again.

alawelshie July 30 2005, 04:21:10 UTC

Mmm. In that case, I don't think I'll shoot him. Kissing > whining.

leiascully July 30 2005, 05:43:55 UTC

That is all that saved him, after seven seasons of mostly whining.

lovemachine July 30 2005, 04:48:27 UTC

YOUR ICON! :D

leiascully July 30 2005, 05:44:30 UTC

Thank you! It is so much truth.

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