Пейлин и Саркози пойдут вместе на охоту. А Чейни не возьмут.
Саре Пейлин позвонили два канадских хулигана юмориста Марк Антуан Одетт и Себастьян Трудель с радиостанции CKOI (Монреаль), и малость ее разыграли - один из них представился президентом Саркози. Получилась очень милая светская беседа, в которой Сара не упустила шанс блеснуть своей проницательностью и знанием международных отношений. Надо отдать ей должное - она держалась молодцом, совсем как на трибуне - что, наверное, было нетрудно, поскольку вместо мозгов у нее вживлен органчик для дешевых лозунгов. Только под конец, когда ей сообщили, что все это - розыгрыш, органчик как-то крякнул, пискнул и заткнулся. Что ж, вполне по вице-президентски.
Here is the complete transcript of the prank Fake Sarkozy call (CKOI Radio Montreal):
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): This is Betsy.
PRANKSTER. AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY : Hello, Betsy.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Hi
PRANKSTER (AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY): This is Frank l’Ouvrier [Translated: Frank the worker, a pun on Joe the Plumber] I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin, I am with president Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Yes, one second please. Can you hold on one second, please?
PRANKSTER (AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY): Yeah, no problem.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Alright, thanks.
STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE: Hi, I’m gonna hand the phone over to her.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: OK, thank you very much, I’m gonna put the president on the line
GOV. SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Uh yeah, Gov. Palin?
GOV. PALIN: Hello.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, it’s not him yet. I always do that.
FAKE SARKOZY (Marc Antoine Audette): Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
GOV. PALIN: I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s him.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
GOV. PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah. How are you?
FAKE SARKOZY: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?
GOV. PALIN: Oh, so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
FAKE SARKOZY: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
GOV. PALIN: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
FAKE SARKOZY: I followed your campaigns very closely with my special American advisor, Johnny Halliday.
[Johnny Halliday is French. He is France's Legendary Number One Popstar, an icon in Europe]
GOV. PALIN: Yes, good
FAKE SARKOZY: Excellent, are you confident?
GOV. PALIN: Very confident, and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening. and...
FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?
GOV. PALIN: I feel so good, I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plough through the finish.
FAKE SARKOZY: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real, and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
GOV. PALIN: Yes, yes, Nicolas we so appreciate this opportunity.
FAKE SARKOZY: You know, I see you as a president one day you too.
GOV. PALIN: Haha [Laugh], maybe in eight years.
FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I hope for you, you know we have a lot on common because personally, one of my favorite activities is to hunt, too.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.
FAKE SARKOZY: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in France, like we say in French "on peux tuer des bébés phoques". [Translation: We could kill some baby seals]
GOV. PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone that way.
FAKE SARKOZY: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, taking away life, that is so fun. I would really love to go as long as we don’t bring vice president Cheney, HaHa [Laugh]
GOV. PALIN: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, you know we have a lot in common because from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
GOV. PALIN: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
FAKE SARKOZY: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Steph Carse.
[Canada's Prime Minister is Stephen Harper, Steph Carse is a Canadian pop singer]
GOV. PALIN: Well, he’s doing fine too, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
FAKE SARKOZY: I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
[Quebec's Premier, "Premier Ministre" is Jean Charest, Richard Z. Sirois is a Quebec Radio host]
GOV. PALIN: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort here, and we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness; you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.
FAKE SARKOZY: Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you. You know, even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. HahHah [Laugh]
GOV. PALIN: Hah Hah. [Laugh] Well give her a big hug for me.
FAKE SARKOZY: You know my wife is a singer and a former hot top model. And she’s so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.
GOV. PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" [Translation: Lipstick on a hot sexy woman] or if you prefer in English “Joe the Plumber it is Life, Joe the Plumber”.
GOV. PALIN: Maybe she understands the some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she’s such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.
FAKE SARKOZY: I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber, that’s not your husband, right?
GOV. PALIN: That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, yes, I understand. We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called “Marcel the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit”. Oui.
GOV. PALIN: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
FAKE SARKOZY: I seen a bit, but NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry about as much as usual.
GOV. PALIN: Yes, that’s what we’re up against.
FAKE SARKOZY: I must say, Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life - you know, Hustler’s “Nailin’ Palin”.
GOV. PALIN: Oh good, thank you.
FAKE SARKOZY: That was really edgy.
GOV. PALIN: Well good.
FAKE SARKOZY: I really loved you. And I must say something else so governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers, we’re two comedians from Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, [sic] Have we been pranked . What radio station is this?
FAKE SARKOZY: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: In Montreal? tell me their radio station call letters.
FAKE SARKOZY: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
PALIN STAFF : I am, I’m sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yeah! Woohoo!
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Here is the complete transcript of the prank Fake Sarkozy call (CKOI Radio Montreal):
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): This is Betsy.
PRANKSTER. AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY : Hello, Betsy.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Hi
PRANKSTER (AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY): This is Frank l’Ouvrier [Translated: Frank the worker, a pun on Joe the Plumber] I’m with President Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin, I am with president Sarkozy, on the line for Governor Palin.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Yes, one second please. Can you hold on one second, please?
PRANKSTER (AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY): Yeah, no problem.
BETSY (STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE): Alright, thanks.
STAFF PALIN'S OFFICE: Hi, I’m gonna hand the phone over to her.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: OK, thank you very much, I’m gonna put the president on the line
GOV. SARAH PALIN: This is Sarah.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Uh yeah, Gov. Palin?
GOV. PALIN: Hello.
PRANKSTER: AIDE OF PRESIDENT SARKOZY: Just hold on for President Sarkozy, one moment.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, it’s not him yet. I always do that.
FAKE SARKOZY (Marc Antoine Audette): Yes, hello, Gov. Palin.
GOV. PALIN: I’ll just have people hand it to me right when it’s him.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, hello, Mrs. Governor?
GOV. PALIN: Hello, this is Sarah. How are you?
FAKE SARKOZY: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking. How are you?
GOV. PALIN: Oh, so good, it’s so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
FAKE SARKOZY: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
GOV. PALIN: Thank you sir. We have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you, and thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
FAKE SARKOZY: I followed your campaigns very closely with my special American advisor, Johnny Halliday.
[Johnny Halliday is French. He is France's Legendary Number One Popstar, an icon in Europe]
GOV. PALIN: Yes, good
FAKE SARKOZY: Excellent, are you confident?
GOV. PALIN: Very confident, and we’re thankful that polls are showing that the race is tightening. and...
FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I know very well that the campaign can be exhausting. How do you feel right now, my dear?
GOV. PALIN: I feel so good, I feel like we’re in a marathon and at the very end of the marathon you get your second wind and you plough through the finish.
FAKE SARKOZY: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real, and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
GOV. PALIN: Yes, yes, Nicolas we so appreciate this opportunity.
FAKE SARKOZY: You know, I see you as a president one day you too.
GOV. PALIN: Haha [Laugh], maybe in eight years.
FAKE SARKOZY: Well, I hope for you, you know we have a lot on common because personally, one of my favorite activities is to hunt, too.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, very good, we should go hunting together.
FAKE SARKOZY: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in France, like we say in French "on peux tuer des bébés phoques". [Translation: We could kill some baby seals]
GOV. PALIN: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together as we’re getting work done. We could kill two birds with one stone that way.
FAKE SARKOZY: I just love killing those animals, mm mm, taking away life, that is so fun. I would really love to go as long as we don’t bring vice president Cheney, HaHa [Laugh]
GOV. PALIN: No, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, you know we have a lot in common because from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
GOV. PALIN: Well, see, we’re right next door to other countries that we all need to be working with, yes.
FAKE SARKOZY: Some people said in the last days, and I thought that was mean, that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations, and you know, that’s completely false, that’s the thing I said to my great friend, the Prime Minister of Canada, Steph Carse.
[Canada's Prime Minister is Stephen Harper, Steph Carse is a Canadian pop singer]
GOV. PALIN: Well, he’s doing fine too, when you come into a position underestimated, it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundits and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.
FAKE SARKOZY: I was wondering because you are also next to him, one of my good friends, also, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr. Richard Z. Sirois, have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
[Quebec's Premier, "Premier Ministre" is Jean Charest, Richard Z. Sirois is a Quebec Radio host]
GOV. PALIN: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies, but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as governor. We have a great cooperative effort here, and we work on all of our resource development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife, oh my goodness; you’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that beautiful family of yours.
FAKE SARKOZY: Thank you very much, you know my wife Carla would love to meet you. You know, even though she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today. HahHah [Laugh]
GOV. PALIN: Hah Hah. [Laugh] Well give her a big hug for me.
FAKE SARKOZY: You know my wife is a singer and a former hot top model. And she’s so hot in bed, she even wrote a song for you.
GOV. PALIN: Oh my goodness, I didn’t know that.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, in French, it’s called "Du rouge à lèvres sur une cochonne" [Translation: Lipstick on a hot sexy woman] or if you prefer in English “Joe the Plumber it is Life, Joe the Plumber”.
GOV. PALIN: Maybe she understands the some of the unfair criticism, but I bet you she’s such a hard worker too and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.
FAKE SARKOZY: I just want to be sure, I don’t quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber, that’s not your husband, right?
GOV. PALIN: That’s not my husband, but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yes, yes, I understand. We have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France, it’s called “Marcel the Guy with Bread Under his Armpit”. Oui.
GOV. PALIN: Right, that’s what it’s all about, the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.
FAKE SARKOZY: I seen a bit, but NBC, even Fox News wasn’t an ally, an ally, sorry about as much as usual.
GOV. PALIN: Yes, that’s what we’re up against.
FAKE SARKOZY: I must say, Gov. Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life - you know, Hustler’s “Nailin’ Palin”.
GOV. PALIN: Oh good, thank you.
FAKE SARKOZY: That was really edgy.
GOV. PALIN: Well good.
FAKE SARKOZY: I really loved you. And I must say something else so governor, you’ve been pranked by the Masked Avengers, we’re two comedians from Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: Oh, [sic] Have we been pranked . What radio station is this?
FAKE SARKOZY: This is for CKOI in Montreal.
GOV. PALIN: In Montreal? tell me their radio station call letters.
FAKE SARKOZY: Hello? If one voice can change the world for Obama, one Viagra can change the world for McCain.
PALIN STAFF : I am, I’m sorry, I have to let you go, thank you.
FAKE SARKOZY: Yeah! Woohoo!
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