Sam...we've gotten ourselves into a pickle....
So tonight was completely AMAZING!!! I went to Nikki's surprise party! It was so much fun! She was really surprised! So...here's what happened. Sam and I are just chillin' right. Brandon turns to Sonia and whispers something and they both get up and leave. We, being the curious kids we are, decide to follow them. So, we wait until they get pretty far down the road and go on our way. They turn into Brandon's house so Sam and I take it upon ourselves to wait in the bushes until they come back out. They do shortly after much to our dismay (we were hoping for some crazy make-out scene...nope. just went to get a volley ball). So we think they go back into Nikki's house, but NO. they come back out. That leaves Sam and I stranded in bushes in some obscure neighbor's lawn. Keep inmind we've been running through people's lawns trying not to be seen. So here we are stranded and we can't really go around the bushes cause they'd see us. I come up with this brilliant plan to go behind a bush and hide between a whole line of bush-trees. It's around now i say "wow Sam, we've really gotten ourselves in a pickle." Sam starts laughing hysterically. So then we (and as in 'we' I mean 'I') decide to go under the bush. So we're in the middle of the bush and I'm all dishevled and all because well, my hair is just being attacked by bushes. So we're hiding under the bush and that's not working very well. It's uncomfortable, we CAN see, but there are bugs and the like. So i come out COVERED in bush particles. They're all down my shirt and such so in this person's back yard I start taking them off of me which, of couse, includes taking them out of my bra. Sam's like "what are you doing...don't do that here.". About then the garage door the house starts to open and I run (not so quietly) across the street. Sam's still just standing there. It was SO much fun.
Then I played Michael in table tennis. NOT ping-pong. He was Roddick and I was Federer/Ferrero/Henman. None of which he knew. I won. And when I say i won...i lost...miserably. We played 5 sets and he won all of them. I averaged about 1 game per set. So we bored and he starts smacking my butt with the ping-pong...excuse me...table tennis racket thing-y-ish. That escalades so soon Abby, Joanne, Sam, Michael and I are all smacking each other. It gets to the point where I'm hiding UNDER the pool table and Joanne's pulling me out from under trying to smack me. I come out and Abby was like "what were you doing"...ha...sex hair. I've always wanted to have sex on or under a pool table. lol. So we make a truce and decide to gang up on Rob and Paul. That didn't work so hot. Ben, however, comes up and SMACKS me on the butt. It hurt like a mother. I think the words i used were "bloody hell, holy mother of god". "twas interesting. Of course Phillip decides to partake in the festivities. it was lots of fun. Phillip danced and we reminisced about "mu alpha theta" night. We decided that we're going to call Ms. Free and say "Centennial Park...9:00...be there" and not tell her who it is. Then we'll run up in Ski masks with water guns and water balloons and graffiti all of downtown Atlanta with "MAO...Mrs. Free....770-(rest of number)). It would be tyte. We'd then use Mu Alpha Theta to help me get my Gold Award (which I'm still planning on doing...service hours chickis) and set aside $100 for Phillip for helping and then embezzle money from the Mu Alpha Theta fund (NOT the $1500 set aside for outgoing officer gifts...spa anyone?) it was fun!!
Remember...dont just stand there...bust a cl**.
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Then I played Michael in table tennis. NOT ping-pong. He was Roddick and I was Federer/Ferrero/Henman. None of which he knew. I won. And when I say i won...i lost...miserably. We played 5 sets and he won all of them. I averaged about 1 game per set. So we bored and he starts smacking my butt with the ping-pong...excuse me...table tennis racket thing-y-ish. That escalades so soon Abby, Joanne, Sam, Michael and I are all smacking each other. It gets to the point where I'm hiding UNDER the pool table and Joanne's pulling me out from under trying to smack me. I come out and Abby was like "what were you doing"...ha...sex hair. I've always wanted to have sex on or under a pool table. lol. So we make a truce and decide to gang up on Rob and Paul. That didn't work so hot. Ben, however, comes up and SMACKS me on the butt. It hurt like a mother. I think the words i used were "bloody hell, holy mother of god". "twas interesting. Of course Phillip decides to partake in the festivities. it was lots of fun. Phillip danced and we reminisced about "mu alpha theta" night. We decided that we're going to call Ms. Free and say "Centennial Park...9:00...be there" and not tell her who it is. Then we'll run up in Ski masks with water guns and water balloons and graffiti all of downtown Atlanta with "MAO...Mrs. Free....770-(rest of number)). It would be tyte. We'd then use Mu Alpha Theta to help me get my Gold Award (which I'm still planning on doing...service hours chickis) and set aside $100 for Phillip for helping and then embezzle money from the Mu Alpha Theta fund (NOT the $1500 set aside for outgoing officer gifts...spa anyone?) it was fun!!
Remember...dont just stand there...bust a cl**.
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