Checking out the Mountains...
*SIGH*
*I look around at mountains.*
Cold. Windy. Full of trees. Wargs in the lower woods. Orcs in the tunnels. Dwarves... somewhere in the dark.
Not a whole lot to work with here.
*I continue looking around. I spy a large eagle flying over. Then another. And another. Curious, I decide to follow the eagles up the mountains. I soon come to a sign that reads: "Eagle Point" and under that, in smaller letters: "Enjoy the Eyrie Experience". In the background there are many buildings, some still under construction.
I approach cautiously and am immediately accosted by a surprisingly polite and well dressed orc who wants to know if he could "set me up in a room". I suspect a trap but follow him anyway.
Twenty minutes later I am in a plush and comfortable room with an appoint for a massage in an hour.*
Heh. This is more like it.
*I look around at mountains.*
Cold. Windy. Full of trees. Wargs in the lower woods. Orcs in the tunnels. Dwarves... somewhere in the dark.
Not a whole lot to work with here.
*I continue looking around. I spy a large eagle flying over. Then another. And another. Curious, I decide to follow the eagles up the mountains. I soon come to a sign that reads: "Eagle Point" and under that, in smaller letters: "Enjoy the Eyrie Experience". In the background there are many buildings, some still under construction.
I approach cautiously and am immediately accosted by a surprisingly polite and well dressed orc who wants to know if he could "set me up in a room". I suspect a trap but follow him anyway.
Twenty minutes later I am in a plush and comfortable room with an appoint for a massage in an hour.*
Heh. This is more like it.