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[alataiel]

"Funny you should ask. Let me tell you about Count Joseph Von Smith. One day a vampire named Moronula appeared to him and told him to find these golden stakes buried in a coffin..."

oh man. if people never read/see Twilight, just go read this. :D

http://www.cracked.com/article_16878_if-twilight-was-10-times-shorter-100-times-more-honest.html