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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In October, I fed mydoghasfleas to a Shoggoth (250 points). In May, I stopped izzi78 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In November, I recruited devolvesucks as a new cultist (30 points). Yesterday, I sacrificed hypnoticlogic to Cthulhu (500 points). In September, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points).
In short, I have been very good (820 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
alastairtodd
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