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Nov 13, 2007 19:31

So I am sitting at my computer peaceably perusing my Stargate collection while debating whether life on the streets would indeed be a worse fate that writing the open memo, when one of the cats  - the animal I only have because he would have died without round the clock nursing for...well, MONTHS - leaps gracefully up onto the desk (which is when I should have known there was going to be trouble, he's only graceful when he's causing problems. I have seen this cat trip walking across level tile), neatly snatches up my stapler, and darts away into the kitchen with it for a brisk game of soccer. Then, while I am trying to catch him and thinking bad thought, MANAGES TO LOOSE IT UNDER THE STOVE. Where I cannot get it either without hauling the entire thing out from the wall (or playing pinball with all these strange things hanging down under it between which objects always gracefully slide in...and never reemerge). ARGH - HOW IS THIS ANIMAL NOT A MENACE???

This probably does not mean much to most of you, but a few of you have met the kitten in question. I have only one word for his fluffy whiteness if he comes out from under the bed anytime between now and when I actually manage to retrieve my office supplies: Muff
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