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This is pretty shocking guys, but I'm not only posting twice in a month, but twice in a day! I must be feverish *solemnly* Actually, after the events described below, I probably am.
I'm moving out of my parents house in 2 months for what will probably be good and mother has gotten ...clingy. Today she says 'lets go shopping!' which she followed immediately with a guilt trip that continued until I dragged myself to the car. Lets fast forward to the point where I and mother have mothers brand new SUV (2 wheel drive only) sunk to mid wheel in the middle of a old backwoods cemetery. We won't go into the whys *dryly*. So I'm trying to find something on the grounds to wedge under the tires to help give us traction, moms flipping out, the ground is a swamp (which I would have pointed out but I was too busy trying to help her dodge tombstones... mom and sense don't always mesh so hot) and this lovely cemetery that we are destroying with tire tracks is supposed to be the site of a community reenactment tomorrow... Lets skip ahead again to the point where I am covered in mud, freezing, and stuck with is now is also the community service truck that tried to pull us out. Now there are 4 people and 2 vehicles stuck in the cemetery up to their calves in grave mud... Eventually this guy in a massive 4x4 Ford something drove by, then backed down the road to get a better look at the scene. The laughed himself sick for twenty minutes, before hooking a chain to the various vehicles and dragging us all up to solid (more or less) ground. Destroying the other half of the cemetery in the process. We went to Lowes and about bought them out of mulch, which we drug back to the scene of the crime and I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to repair the damage with. In my pajamas. What did you do today?
I'm moving out of my parents house in 2 months for what will probably be good and mother has gotten ...clingy. Today she says 'lets go shopping!' which she followed immediately with a guilt trip that continued until I dragged myself to the car. Lets fast forward to the point where I and mother have mothers brand new SUV (2 wheel drive only) sunk to mid wheel in the middle of a old backwoods cemetery. We won't go into the whys *dryly*. So I'm trying to find something on the grounds to wedge under the tires to help give us traction, moms flipping out, the ground is a swamp (which I would have pointed out but I was too busy trying to help her dodge tombstones... mom and sense don't always mesh so hot) and this lovely cemetery that we are destroying with tire tracks is supposed to be the site of a community reenactment tomorrow... Lets skip ahead again to the point where I am covered in mud, freezing, and stuck with is now is also the community service truck that tried to pull us out. Now there are 4 people and 2 vehicles stuck in the cemetery up to their calves in grave mud... Eventually this guy in a massive 4x4 Ford something drove by, then backed down the road to get a better look at the scene. The laughed himself sick for twenty minutes, before hooking a chain to the various vehicles and dragging us all up to solid (more or less) ground. Destroying the other half of the cemetery in the process. We went to Lowes and about bought them out of mulch, which we drug back to the scene of the crime and I spent the rest of the afternoon trying to repair the damage with. In my pajamas. What did you do today?