Shh...don't tell nobody...
Ok...this is a secret, you can't tell anyone, unless they know already. Ok, this week...err...two days ago? I got high...it was amazing...the room was rocking, all my senses were dulled and I haven't felt that painless since...I can't recall, the closest I've ever gotten was a nice hot shower. Of course I did make an ass of myself, not much different than usual, except that this time it wasn't really my fault because I didn't think about it at all, I just did it. I screamed out a line from Anchorman, "I don't know what we're arguing about!" after I heard someone yell "Loud Noises", well I thought they yelled it, turned out they were faux-yelling, I couldn't tell...you know, dulled senses. So I yelled it, I don't remember at all yelling it, I remember that I yelled it, but I don't remember actually doing it. Well, like I said, don't tell anyone, this is strictly, kicked in the ass to know basis. Anywho, have a good one.