Dog sex, and many other reasons why beastiality is a sin.
Ok, I've come to stop the spread of rumors that have been buzzing around lately. Me and someone else you know have been having a row because there have been some friction between us. A lover's quarrel really. I know that if she reads this she will most likely be frightfully distraught, but there's no other way for me to keep this is any longer. My heart can no longer contain the resentment of my actions and the love which I bear for her as a friend, and the respect which has until recently never wavered. But I will not speak of the bad times, they are too close and too sensitive for either of us. Instead I shall embark upon the journey of conveying to you the gloriously wonderful good times had by both us and the friends we shared. As though every time she spoke she uttered magic, quite like one would find in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, pick it up and read it's a very good book. Her beauty could be matched by so select a few that they've gone mad thinking, nay, mulling over the words which I have dared to be let known on this blog thingy! Snogging was not an option, for timidity on both sides created a barrier which no one believed would break. In an effort to be less miserable I made a crack in the barrier, through a simple question of "would you go out with me?", or something similar to that, I became encompassed in a sheet of undying jollity. Friends, there is enough said here for you all to know whom I speak of, enough knowledge to be gained to know whose name I am to utter most assuredly. And that person, without a doubt in my mind, as the basic subject of whom this entire entry is about is...Cho Chang! Yes, that's right! I have taken her after the legendary Potter himself has. Beautiful and stunning in every way, intelligence leaping from her, my oh my what a fabulous day!