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[alarik]

This really just happened:

(00:48:05) me: mmm i wish i had a bagel right now
(00:48:06) m t o b i n 1137 :

BAGEL!
(00:48:11) me: the only thing in my fridge is booze
(00:48:26) me: and tequila won't fill me up like a bagel would
(00:48:27) me: mmmm
(00:48:28) me: bagel
(00:49:09) me:
bagel i love you,
you're better than tequila,
who would have thunk it?
(00:49:50) me:
drunk on tequila,
isn't the same as bagel,
fills me up with love
(00:50:48) me:
mexican pirates,
don't take showers and are gross,
prefer tequila
(00:51:53) me:
i did not drink booze,
tobin i swear! its just that
bagel is yummy
(00:52:38) me:
i wish to reprise,
the haiku i wrote about
mexican pirates
(00:53:00) me:
instead of the line,
don't take showers and are gross
i should have thought more
(00:54:21) me:
and written this line,
"who are gross (don't take showers)"
ah, so much better
(00:54:41) me:
mexican pirates,
who are gross (don't take showers)
prefer tequila.
(00:55:08) me:
see? it sounds better
i am glad i think "haiku"
makes life so easy
(00:56:11) me:
goodnight rocktobers,
don't count my syllables,
i'm sure i goofed up.