Fight of the Century!

[alanwrotethis]

.... Or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

For those in the know, this is one of THOSE rants (see also The Hug-Cannon Chronicles)

For those not in the know, I am so sorry (he he!).

Comments

[invisigoth51]

I was going to reply to this with 'i'm never touching you again' but i thought upon a *rare* proof read before posting that people would get the wrong idea, so i will conclude with - that is gross. buy a pair of marigolds. you maniac.
Next time i'm at the farm practice i will steal you some rectal gloves.

[alanwrotethis]

There was a 3inch wall of tissue in the way! I swear!

But I will take your gloves, all the better to sneak up on people and snap them on while standing right behind them.

[alanwrotethis]

BURN!

.... wait a sec, that's ME!

*shakes fist at Kalyn*

[ironjawa]

Yep, even fire isn't going to be enough to cleanse that fectulant appendage.

Best to cut it off at the shoulder. Whole arm's probably gone bad by now.