Seasons Don't Fear the Reaper...
.... but my John Steed-Style umbrella with Kick-Ass(tm) rapier action certainly fears the seasons. After a near-death experience last week the poor thing finally folded and snapped today like a pelvis at prom-night (ew).
At least the rain hid my tears. I miss that brolly.
I fought crime with that brolly.
I killed aliens with that brolly.
I fought undead viking kings under Glastonbury Tor with that brolly.
I fended off an army of Mexican Vampires, led by the infamous Sainguina Gonzalez with that brolly.
I stayed dry with that brolly.
Now all I have to show for it is a damp groin and a limp, flaccid stick with ergonomic wooden grip-age.
*tips a glass of gin on the ground*
So long homes, when I meet you in the afterlife I'm expecting you to be a fiery sword of Badassity(tm again) that I can use to set the writer of Eragon on fire with.
Kickass John Steed Umbrella Hawthorne Messerschmidt
2006-2007
RIP
At least the rain hid my tears. I miss that brolly.
I fought crime with that brolly.
I killed aliens with that brolly.
I fought undead viking kings under Glastonbury Tor with that brolly.
I fended off an army of Mexican Vampires, led by the infamous Sainguina Gonzalez with that brolly.
I stayed dry with that brolly.
Now all I have to show for it is a damp groin and a limp, flaccid stick with ergonomic wooden grip-age.
*tips a glass of gin on the ground*
So long homes, when I meet you in the afterlife I'm expecting you to be a fiery sword of Badassity(tm again) that I can use to set the writer of Eragon on fire with.
Kickass John Steed Umbrella Hawthorne Messerschmidt
2006-2007
RIP