It's a marriage that you know full well will raise questions at best and ire at worst; I think a few qualifications are in order. By all means have your fun, Alan, but try not to go too overboard with the bullshit ingenuousness.
That'd be my advice to you as you embark on happily married life, anyway. As with all wedding gifts, you can always return it unopened.
Shyeah, don't remind me. Although thank you for the gift, and the well-wishing.
....okay, I'm sorry, I know I've asked before for clarification regarding your relationship with Denny, but I'm just making sure:
You do identify as straight, right?
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Why is nobody offering congratulations?
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I was getting to that. You have to make some allowances for initial gobsmackery.
Mazel tov to you on your... platonic man-marriage-y... thing.
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Happy birthday, by the way.
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That'd be my advice to you as you embark on happily married life, anyway. As with all wedding gifts, you can always return it unopened.
Shyeah, don't remind me. Although thank you for the gift, and the well-wishing.
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Wow. You had a birthday?
How old are you?
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Old.
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I'm so drunken, Miss Zippidy!
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Well... not anymore.
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tired
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You're quite welcome. I picked up a few trinkets for you while I was out of town, but I'd prefer to deliver them in person.
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...really now. I am intrigued against my better judgment.
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When would be a good time for me to stop by?
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I'm not doing much this weekend, aside from church. After 5pm on Saturday, or anytime Sunday would do. Are you not in Boston?
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