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[alan_shore]

Denny and I are now legally wed.

No gifts, please. Definitely no china.

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[marvelnotagirl]

Who's Denny?

[alan_shore]

Denny Crane? I thought you were from Boston.

[marvelnotagirl]

Yeah and last time I lived there was twenty one years ago.

Now I feel old.

What's this about?

[alan_shore]

What's what about? Marriage? Well, you see, Carol, when two people want to skirt tax law very, very much...

[marvelnotagirl]

Just to be entirely clear: you are serious? You are married to Denny Crane?

[alan_shore]

I'm never wholly serious, and yes, I am married to Denny Crane.

[marvelnotagirl]

Of course.

Congrats, then.

[alan_shore]

Why thank you.

How've you been?

[marvelnotagirl]

Yup. Welcome.

Eh. I'm fine.

[alan_shore]

You're fine.

Are your moods classified as well now?

[marvelnotagirl]

No. I've been busy. Which leaves me tired and irritable. But I'm fine. I just don't know what to say.

[alan_shore]

Have you seen the new Sox uniforms?

[marvelnotagirl]

The gray ones look too much like Yankees.

[alan_shore]

Agreed. I'm not exactly crazy about all the dark blue, either.