LotR has cycled back into my list of favored fandoms.

[alabaster_demon]

Lord of the Rings in a nutshell:

Frody and Sammy and Pippy and Mer,
Ara and Boro and Leggy the Fair,
Gimmi and Grey Gandy Extraordinaire,
All setting off to give Saury a scare!

...And there's something or other about a Ring in there, too.

Up next:

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen,
But do you recaaaalllllll,
The most famous Black Rider of aaaallllllll?

(What? There are Nine of them...)