Sadness
Is a greeting card some old love sent you in the year 2001. You have no memory of what it said because you opened it in a cyber parlour and there were people on either side, peering into their own screens but capable of monitoring the love on your monitor with one lizardly sideways sweep. So you glanced, and you stored it for another day, and the little fizzy bubble in your lungs didn't pop immediately but jiggled some for the next one or two days, when you looked at it hurriedly, for the same reasons, in the same cybercafe.
And so you click on the link hopefully in 2022, now that you have a monitor at home, now that the door is closed, and you are on VPN, and bleddy 123greetings.com says oops.
Oopsetting.