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O M G DESU. ;___;
CROWLEY-SAN. THREE METERS DESU. OR VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN DESU. THREE METERS.
...there is no curse on Jack Sparrow-san desu. OMG.
OMG DESU. D: D: D: D:
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO DESU, BUDDHA-SAN, MARY-SAN, HELP DESU.
EDIT: I AM ONE WITH NATURE DESU. IN THIS CASE NATURE IS A BOTTLE OF GIN DESU.
EDIT 2: :((((((((((((((((
EDIT 3: DDDDDDDDDDDD:
EDIT 4:
EDIT 5: I QWROT SOME NORE FGIC DESUUUUUUU
ONCCCE HTERE WAS TGHIS BOY ND HE RWEALLY L;OVED HTIS OTHETR GUY DEWSU A LOTTT A L;OT AS LOPT AN THNGS WERTE HAPPUY OJKAY NOT EXACTYL EXDSU BIUT STILL THWEY WERE FINE ONBLKY THEM SONERTING HAOPPOENS AND THE BOY GOT HIS HEATR RIPPED TO ITTY BITTY PIECES DESY
HT ENMD
EDIT 6: MNARY-SAAN IS AQWESPNE *_________*
EDIT 7: SDO IS BVUDDHJA-DSAN
EDIT 8: whyyyyyyyyyyyyy desuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
EDIT 9: i lkiove hkjim desuuuu
EDIT 10: MY TUMMMY I THINMK I"M GPOIJN TPOK THROW UP DESUHUU
EDIT 11: Coming out of my cage
And I've been doing just fine
Gotta gotta be down
Because I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this?
It was only a kiss
It was only a kiss
Now I'm falling asleep
And she's calling a cab
While he's having a smoke
And she's taking the drag
Now they're going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it's all in my head
But she's touching his chest now
He takes off her dress now
Let me go
And I just can't look
It's killing me
And taking control
Jealousy
Turning saints into the sea
Turning through sick lullaby
Joking on your alibi
But it's just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
I'm Mr. Brightside