fuck you, janice!
I can't find my phone, so I borrow Dylan's to call mine with while I search my room and listen for the vibrations. Lo and behold,
JANICE- is this jimmy?
(obviously, she wasn't trying to find the rightful owner)
Me- yes. Who is this?
Janice- this is Janice.
Me- hey Janice.
Janice- this isn't jimmy
Me- yeah janice, its francis, I'd like my phone back.
Janice- I bought this phone fair and square for 20 dollars, in fact, i still owe the guy ten dollars.
Me- You didn't buy it fair and square, its stolen property!
Janice- I know, I seen him take it from a car.
Me- (blustery) that was my car!
Janice- I bought it, just like you did
Me- Look, I'm just a poor kid from New Orleans, and I really need to stay in touch with my mom.
Janice- Alright, now hold on... (I knew the "mom" card would work) I'll sell you the phone for twenty.
Me- What the fuck!?
Janice- how about ten dollars
Me- This just isn't worth the effort, ma'am (the phone did have a "hips don't lie" ringtone, but thats easily replaced)
JANICE- is this jimmy?
(obviously, she wasn't trying to find the rightful owner)
Me- yes. Who is this?
Janice- this is Janice.
Me- hey Janice.
Janice- this isn't jimmy
Me- yeah janice, its francis, I'd like my phone back.
Janice- I bought this phone fair and square for 20 dollars, in fact, i still owe the guy ten dollars.
Me- You didn't buy it fair and square, its stolen property!
Janice- I know, I seen him take it from a car.
Me- (blustery) that was my car!
Janice- I bought it, just like you did
Me- Look, I'm just a poor kid from New Orleans, and I really need to stay in touch with my mom.
Janice- Alright, now hold on... (I knew the "mom" card would work) I'll sell you the phone for twenty.
Me- What the fuck!?
Janice- how about ten dollars
Me- This just isn't worth the effort, ma'am (the phone did have a "hips don't lie" ringtone, but thats easily replaced)
Savannah is cold.
What the fuck is up with that new soulja boy?
Yaaah, trick, Yaaah!
JANICE- is this jimmy?
(obviously, she wasn't trying to find the rightful owner)
Me- yes. Who is this?
Janice- this is Janice.
Me- hey Janice.
Janice- this isn't jimmy
Me- yeah janice, its francis, I'd like my phone back.
Janice- I bought this phone fair and square for 20 dollars, in fact, i still owe the guy ten dollars.
Me- You didn't buy it fair and square, its stolen property!
Janice- I know, I seen him take it from a car.
Me- (blustery) that was my car!
Janice- I bought it, just like you did
Me- Look, I'm just a poor kid from New Orleans, and I really need to stay in touch with my mom.
Janice- Alright, now hold on... (I knew the "mom" card would work) I'll sell you the phone for twenty.
Me- What the fuck!?
Janice- how about ten dollars
Me- This just isn't worth the effort, ma'am (the phone did have a "hips don't lie" ringtone, but thats easily replaced)
JANICE- is this jimmy?
(obviously, she wasn't trying to find the rightful owner)
Me- yes. Who is this?
Janice- this is Janice.
Me- hey Janice.
Janice- this isn't jimmy
Me- yeah janice, its francis, I'd like my phone back.
Janice- I bought this phone fair and square for 20 dollars, in fact, i still owe the guy ten dollars.
Me- You didn't buy it fair and square, its stolen property!
Janice- I know, I seen him take it from a car.
Me- (blustery) that was my car!
Janice- I bought it, just like you did
Me- Look, I'm just a poor kid from New Orleans, and I really need to stay in touch with my mom.
Janice- Alright, now hold on... (I knew the "mom" card would work) I'll sell you the phone for twenty.
Me- What the fuck!?
Janice- how about ten dollars
Me- This just isn't worth the effort, ma'am (the phone did have a "hips don't lie" ringtone, but thats easily replaced)
Savannah is cold.
What the fuck is up with that new soulja boy?
Yaaah, trick, Yaaah!