Cracked Bleach fic
My first Bleach fic - utterly cracked. ;)
Still learning how everything works on LJ... haven't figured out crossposting to my journal and to multiple comms just yet, so I will be putting these into the appropriate comms manually. Ho hum - lil help, anyone?
Topic: Fanfic
Fandom: Bleach
Title: Byakuya's First Drunk
Genre: General/Humour - really cracked!
Pairings: nothing major. Hinted/implied RenRuki; Shunsui/Matsumoto (only if you want to read it that way); Byakuya/Yachiru (only if you're seriously disturbed and you squint)
Summary: Ever wonder what would happen the first time Byakuya really got drunk?
Title: Byakuya’s First Drunk
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: General/Humour - really cracked!
Rating: T
Pairings: nothing major. Hinted/implied RenRuki; Shunsui/Matsumoto (only if you want to read it that way); Byakuya/Yachiru (only if you're seriously disturbed and you squint)
Spoilers: read through Soul Society Arc to be safe
Warning: rampant OOCness!
Word Count: 240
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: Please ask if you want to share it :)
Dedication: Dedicated to “mybleachfriend”. I got him hooked on Bleach, and his comments over IM during a slow work day inspired this piece of silliness. And this one innocent IM conversation is what started me down the slippery slope, and led to all the other fics I have written and will ever write. So this one’s for you, man. I blame you. Thanks. :D
A/N 1: This is how it all began…
mybleachfriend (3:01:31 PM): Byakuya drunk would be an interesting sight
mybleachfriend (3:03:30 PM): I wonder if Yachiru has a pet name for Byakuya?
Akuni (3:13:26 PM): My version of Byakuya's first major drunk!
He tried to stand, but for some reason his legs wouldn't obey. Byakuya frowned. Why was he lying on the floor, anyway? And what was that insufferable Shunsui doing here passed out in a heap... with that blond bimbo Matsumoto! He struggled to sit up.
"Abra... Abab... RENJI!" Byakuya attempted to call for his no-good fukutaichou.
"Mmmph? Wha'?" Another heap of robes shifted, this one with a mop of tangled red hair.
"What are these people doing in my quarters? Get them out!" Byakuya enunciated the words with some difficulty... strange, his tongue felt swollen and his mouth was dry.
"'S my room, Taichou. Stay if y'wan'... nigh'..." The red-haired pile of robes began to snore.
Byakuya reeled. How had this happened? The last thing he remembered was joining Rukia
for dinner and... his eyes narrowed. "Rukia..." he growled. "Oh dear sister, you are in trouble now."
"What for, nee-sama?" Rukia struggled her way out from under Renji's sprawled limbs. Byakuya's eyes bulged dangerously. He made a strangled noise and turned his head to the side. That was a mistake. The last thing he saw before the world spun and he fainted dead away was a small pink-haired figure curled tightly around his right leg.
--
(yes, it's wrong - she's drunk, calls him sister instead of brother)
OK this was like... only 5 mins of effort, so it sucks but it's still funny as hell in my twisted mind. :p
A/N 2: This is the story almost exactly as I first wrote it. I choose not to go back and tidy it up, because I don’t want to lose the spirit of the moment in which it was written.
Read 'Byakuya's First Drunk' at FFNet...
Still learning how everything works on LJ... haven't figured out crossposting to my journal and to multiple comms just yet, so I will be putting these into the appropriate comms manually. Ho hum - lil help, anyone?
Topic: Fanfic
Fandom: Bleach
Title: Byakuya's First Drunk
Genre: General/Humour - really cracked!
Pairings: nothing major. Hinted/implied RenRuki; Shunsui/Matsumoto (only if you want to read it that way); Byakuya/Yachiru (only if you're seriously disturbed and you squint)
Summary: Ever wonder what would happen the first time Byakuya really got drunk?
Title: Byakuya’s First Drunk
Author: Akuni
Universe: Bleach
Genre: General/Humour - really cracked!
Rating: T
Pairings: nothing major. Hinted/implied RenRuki; Shunsui/Matsumoto (only if you want to read it that way); Byakuya/Yachiru (only if you're seriously disturbed and you squint)
Spoilers: read through Soul Society Arc to be safe
Warning: rampant OOCness!
Word Count: 240
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.
Distribution: Please ask if you want to share it :)
Dedication: Dedicated to “mybleachfriend”. I got him hooked on Bleach, and his comments over IM during a slow work day inspired this piece of silliness. And this one innocent IM conversation is what started me down the slippery slope, and led to all the other fics I have written and will ever write. So this one’s for you, man. I blame you. Thanks. :D
A/N 1: This is how it all began…
mybleachfriend (3:01:31 PM): Byakuya drunk would be an interesting sight
mybleachfriend (3:03:30 PM): I wonder if Yachiru has a pet name for Byakuya?
Akuni (3:13:26 PM): My version of Byakuya's first major drunk!
He tried to stand, but for some reason his legs wouldn't obey. Byakuya frowned. Why was he lying on the floor, anyway? And what was that insufferable Shunsui doing here passed out in a heap... with that blond bimbo Matsumoto! He struggled to sit up.
"Abra... Abab... RENJI!" Byakuya attempted to call for his no-good fukutaichou.
"Mmmph? Wha'?" Another heap of robes shifted, this one with a mop of tangled red hair.
"What are these people doing in my quarters? Get them out!" Byakuya enunciated the words with some difficulty... strange, his tongue felt swollen and his mouth was dry.
"'S my room, Taichou. Stay if y'wan'... nigh'..." The red-haired pile of robes began to snore.
Byakuya reeled. How had this happened? The last thing he remembered was joining Rukia
for dinner and... his eyes narrowed. "Rukia..." he growled. "Oh dear sister, you are in trouble now."
"What for, nee-sama?" Rukia struggled her way out from under Renji's sprawled limbs. Byakuya's eyes bulged dangerously. He made a strangled noise and turned his head to the side. That was a mistake. The last thing he saw before the world spun and he fainted dead away was a small pink-haired figure curled tightly around his right leg.
--
(yes, it's wrong - she's drunk, calls him sister instead of brother)
OK this was like... only 5 mins of effort, so it sucks but it's still funny as hell in my twisted mind. :p
A/N 2: This is the story almost exactly as I first wrote it. I choose not to go back and tidy it up, because I don’t want to lose the spirit of the moment in which it was written.
Read 'Byakuya's First Drunk' at FFNet...