You know if you're addicted to Naruto when...
BAM! LOOK! Funny stuff! >.> It's stuff on when you know you're addicted to Naruto. >_> Daaaaaaaaamn... I'm like... half of these. xD!!!
1. Practice hand seals seen on the anime, everyday.
2. Have a crush on Sakura and Ino.
3. Cosplay as one of the characters.
4. Start naming your homework A-rank missions.
5. When you claim your a ninja and hide behind trees smaller than you.
6. When you spit alcohol at a flaming lighter and yell Katon! Housenka No Jutsu!
7. When you wear your head protector to school.
8. When you tell your friend's you summoned your pet using Kuchiyose No Jutsu.
9. Have a crush on Sasuke.
10. You draw a circular image on your stomache and claim Kyuubi is inside of you.
11. Try to climb trees with just your feet.
12. Try to walk on water....oh god.
13. Sit there for days asking Kyuubi for his chakra.
14. Address your teacher as 'Ero-sennin!'
15. Have ambitions of one day being Hokage.
16. Read/Watch RAW episodes/chapters of Naruto and you don't understand them.
17. Buy a Kabuki mask or an Anime mask and claim to be Anbu.
18. When you wear your Anbu mask.
19. Wish your character happy birthday on their birthday and buy them a gift.
20. Cry seeing Gaara's flashbacks.
21. Accidentally call your girlfriend (god forbid you have one) Sakura by mistake.
22. Eat Ramen every single day.
23. Watch the anime even after reading ahead in the manga.
24. When your iTunes/Winamp is filled with Naruto OST.
25. Spend time writing content on Naruto ppl already know.
26. Spend your life justifying your existence.
27. Carry a sand gourd to school to protect yourself from bullies.
28. Purchase white contacts and claim lineage to the Hyuuga clan.
29. Answer your teacher's question, "Why do you come to school?" with "To kill a certain man."
30. Light your hand on fire and yell out "Chidori!!" in pain.
31. Attain a sex change operation and say, "Sexy no Jutsu!"
32. Feed you and your dog pills hoping to stay up for 3 days.
33. Bite your thumb and practice writing scrolls.
34. Tattoo your arm with an ANBU symbol, neck with a cursed seal, and head with the word love.
35. Start poking people believing you can stop there chakra flow.
36. Had your own funeral tribute for the 3rd.
37. You start doing Shikamaru's hand gesture habbit when thinking.
38. Say "datte bayo" at the end of everything you say. (and not even know what it actually means!)
39. Have a ramen poster on your wall.
40. Wear a generic pair of sandals everyday.
41. Claim to have the powers of Sharingan whenever your eye gets red.
42. Plan to name your future children after Naruto characters.
43. Memorize the lyrics of the Naruto openings/endings, even if you don't even know what you're really saying.
44. Are being mugged or attacked and decide to ask a random bug near you for assistance.
45. Use your kitchen knives as Kunai and try to re-enact some Naruto fights with your fellow Naruto pals.
46. Murder everyone in your family to measure yourself...
47. Draw whiskers on your cheeks, dye your hair blonde, and put on an orange coat, running around like an idiot screaming; "datte bayo!"
48. Dress like your teacher and have the same freaky hair style and eyebrows.
49. Tell your teacher you will dedicate your schoolwork to making your homework without using ninjutsu or genjutsu.
50. Make masks of yourself, get your friends to wear them and tell everyone it's; Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!
51. Destroy all the books in school to measure your knowledge.
52. Steal a snake from the zoo, stand on his head and tell your friend you want his body.
53. Ask your girl to dye her hair pink, just because it reminds of you Saku...eh...your mom.
54. When you try to dig a hole and pop up under you enemies.
55. Fight someone while reading a book.
56. Try to give someone a Konoha enema.
57. When you put on long nails and vampire teeth and try to do a spinning attack with your dog.
58. Try to do a rolling attack on people.
59. Try to jump out of a puddle.
60. When you try to shoot sound waves out of your hand.
61. Try to hide in a box to jump out at enemies.
62. When you hide behind a fake wall when your legs and feet are clearly visible.
63. Day dream about which Naruto character you want to marry.
64. Sow a Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your shirt.
65. Convince people you are from the famous Uchiha clan.
66. Make a scroll and warn people that you will use the scroll to summon tons of weapons.
67. Write your first name with the last name of the Naruto characters you like.
68. Think about what jutsu you would use in certain situations.
69. You photoshop you or your friends doing chidori, sharingan, or rasengan.
70. You photoshop you or your friends as one of the Naruto characters.
71. You start relating one of your friends to characters in Naruto.
72. When you draw naruto's stomach cusre seal on your stomach.
73. When you buy an external hard drive and put every single naruto manga chapter and anime episode on it.
74. You carry a big fan on your back a la Temari.
75. When you sculp your own Hokage mural-mountain thing and pray to it every night.
76. You watch/read naruto anime/manga over and over again but doesn't fell any bore
77. You ask each of your friend, "Do you know Naruto?" and try to have long conversation about that
78. You try to cross your finger, hope that you can do Kage Bunshin or Henge no Jutsu
79. You remember and practice all 12 hand seals
80. You hope to get one of that Head Gear Protector and wear them proudly.
81. You close your eyes, and open them again, only to realize that you don't have Byakugan.
82. You try to accumulate chakra and it doesn't work.
83. You use ninja fighting style when you fight with some brat down the street.
84. When you try to walk/run on water when you're at the swimming pool.
85. When you start practicing running straight up the high tree you can find, marking the highest spot you can walk until you fall.
86. When you start having dreams that a kyuubi might be trapped within you, waking up the next morning on the floor.
87. When you start throwing poker cards at everyone u see telling them you're practising your shuriken.
88. When you draw the symbol of konoha on your palm, trying to gather chakra around it to form rasengan.
xD Although some might be the same, who the fuck cares?! Don't worry, I'm not crazy, I didn't write these. Courtesy of www.rasengan.net. =D Aren't these the greatest? xD!!
.... BAM.
1. Practice hand seals seen on the anime, everyday.
2. Have a crush on Sakura and Ino.
3. Cosplay as one of the characters.
4. Start naming your homework A-rank missions.
5. When you claim your a ninja and hide behind trees smaller than you.
6. When you spit alcohol at a flaming lighter and yell Katon! Housenka No Jutsu!
7. When you wear your head protector to school.
8. When you tell your friend's you summoned your pet using Kuchiyose No Jutsu.
9. Have a crush on Sasuke.
10. You draw a circular image on your stomache and claim Kyuubi is inside of you.
11. Try to climb trees with just your feet.
12. Try to walk on water....oh god.
13. Sit there for days asking Kyuubi for his chakra.
14. Address your teacher as 'Ero-sennin!'
15. Have ambitions of one day being Hokage.
16. Read/Watch RAW episodes/chapters of Naruto and you don't understand them.
17. Buy a Kabuki mask or an Anime mask and claim to be Anbu.
18. When you wear your Anbu mask.
19. Wish your character happy birthday on their birthday and buy them a gift.
20. Cry seeing Gaara's flashbacks.
21. Accidentally call your girlfriend (god forbid you have one) Sakura by mistake.
22. Eat Ramen every single day.
23. Watch the anime even after reading ahead in the manga.
24. When your iTunes/Winamp is filled with Naruto OST.
25. Spend time writing content on Naruto ppl already know.
26. Spend your life justifying your existence.
27. Carry a sand gourd to school to protect yourself from bullies.
28. Purchase white contacts and claim lineage to the Hyuuga clan.
29. Answer your teacher's question, "Why do you come to school?" with "To kill a certain man."
30. Light your hand on fire and yell out "Chidori!!" in pain.
31. Attain a sex change operation and say, "Sexy no Jutsu!"
32. Feed you and your dog pills hoping to stay up for 3 days.
33. Bite your thumb and practice writing scrolls.
34. Tattoo your arm with an ANBU symbol, neck with a cursed seal, and head with the word love.
35. Start poking people believing you can stop there chakra flow.
36. Had your own funeral tribute for the 3rd.
37. You start doing Shikamaru's hand gesture habbit when thinking.
38. Say "datte bayo" at the end of everything you say. (and not even know what it actually means!)
39. Have a ramen poster on your wall.
40. Wear a generic pair of sandals everyday.
41. Claim to have the powers of Sharingan whenever your eye gets red.
42. Plan to name your future children after Naruto characters.
43. Memorize the lyrics of the Naruto openings/endings, even if you don't even know what you're really saying.
44. Are being mugged or attacked and decide to ask a random bug near you for assistance.
45. Use your kitchen knives as Kunai and try to re-enact some Naruto fights with your fellow Naruto pals.
46. Murder everyone in your family to measure yourself...
47. Draw whiskers on your cheeks, dye your hair blonde, and put on an orange coat, running around like an idiot screaming; "datte bayo!"
48. Dress like your teacher and have the same freaky hair style and eyebrows.
49. Tell your teacher you will dedicate your schoolwork to making your homework without using ninjutsu or genjutsu.
50. Make masks of yourself, get your friends to wear them and tell everyone it's; Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!
51. Destroy all the books in school to measure your knowledge.
52. Steal a snake from the zoo, stand on his head and tell your friend you want his body.
53. Ask your girl to dye her hair pink, just because it reminds of you Saku...eh...your mom.
54. When you try to dig a hole and pop up under you enemies.
55. Fight someone while reading a book.
56. Try to give someone a Konoha enema.
57. When you put on long nails and vampire teeth and try to do a spinning attack with your dog.
58. Try to do a rolling attack on people.
59. Try to jump out of a puddle.
60. When you try to shoot sound waves out of your hand.
61. Try to hide in a box to jump out at enemies.
62. When you hide behind a fake wall when your legs and feet are clearly visible.
63. Day dream about which Naruto character you want to marry.
64. Sow a Uchiha clan symbol on the back of your shirt.
65. Convince people you are from the famous Uchiha clan.
66. Make a scroll and warn people that you will use the scroll to summon tons of weapons.
67. Write your first name with the last name of the Naruto characters you like.
68. Think about what jutsu you would use in certain situations.
69. You photoshop you or your friends doing chidori, sharingan, or rasengan.
70. You photoshop you or your friends as one of the Naruto characters.
71. You start relating one of your friends to characters in Naruto.
72. When you draw naruto's stomach cusre seal on your stomach.
73. When you buy an external hard drive and put every single naruto manga chapter and anime episode on it.
74. You carry a big fan on your back a la Temari.
75. When you sculp your own Hokage mural-mountain thing and pray to it every night.
76. You watch/read naruto anime/manga over and over again but doesn't fell any bore
77. You ask each of your friend, "Do you know Naruto?" and try to have long conversation about that
78. You try to cross your finger, hope that you can do Kage Bunshin or Henge no Jutsu
79. You remember and practice all 12 hand seals
80. You hope to get one of that Head Gear Protector and wear them proudly.
81. You close your eyes, and open them again, only to realize that you don't have Byakugan.
82. You try to accumulate chakra and it doesn't work.
83. You use ninja fighting style when you fight with some brat down the street.
84. When you try to walk/run on water when you're at the swimming pool.
85. When you start practicing running straight up the high tree you can find, marking the highest spot you can walk until you fall.
86. When you start having dreams that a kyuubi might be trapped within you, waking up the next morning on the floor.
87. When you start throwing poker cards at everyone u see telling them you're practising your shuriken.
88. When you draw the symbol of konoha on your palm, trying to gather chakra around it to form rasengan.
xD Although some might be the same, who the fuck cares?! Don't worry, I'm not crazy, I didn't write these. Courtesy of www.rasengan.net. =D Aren't these the greatest? xD!!
.... BAM.