...and land in another dimension, where it will be eaten by dogs.
Family Guy takes on
Silver Ring Thing, and it is a true thing of beauty.
FWIW, I was also subjected to an abstinence only mis-information program while I was in high school. One that, incidentally,
violates the separation of church and state.
If there's one thing I despise, it's someone forcing their fucked-up, pseudo-Christianity down my throat.
That will be all.