Strawberries in the Lounge
Okay, so yesterday I had gotten this fruit thingy from Ukrops and I went to the student lounge in PAC to eat it, because it was dinner and I was going to see the show soon anyway. I finished the pineapple and had just started the strawberries when Joy walked in. She waved, I waved, and I made a funny face. The following dialogue ensued. It's not exact, cause I forgot how it went exactly, but it's close enough.
Joy: What's wrong, baby?
Me: This strawberry is nasty.
Joy: Move onto the next one.
Me: ...Kay.
......
Me: Augh!
Joy: What?
Me: These are just not good strawberries.
Joy: They're not sweet?
Me: No. They're not seducing strawberries.
Joy: o_O?
Me: You know, seducing strawberries. If somebody tried to seduce me with these strawberries, I'd be like, "Oh no, baby, you're gonna have to take these back."
Joy: XD
Me: XD
This is why I love living in 272.
Joy: What's wrong, baby?
Me: This strawberry is nasty.
Joy: Move onto the next one.
Me: ...Kay.
......
Me: Augh!
Joy: What?
Me: These are just not good strawberries.
Joy: They're not sweet?
Me: No. They're not seducing strawberries.
Joy: o_O?
Me: You know, seducing strawberries. If somebody tried to seduce me with these strawberries, I'd be like, "Oh no, baby, you're gonna have to take these back."
Joy: XD
Me: XD
This is why I love living in 272.