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Sep 18, 2004 12:26

Letters to the following "celebrities":

Dear Usher, stop confessing. I am NOT a fucking priest!
Dear Terror Squad, I leaned back so far, i fell.
Dear Juvenile and Souljah Slim's ghost, i have slow motioned to the point where i've become mentally retarded.
Dear Nina Sky, you can't sing...it's that simple.
Dear Christina Milian, you sound like Marvin the Martian.
Dear Lil John, take a chill pill...nevermind and learn afew more one syllable words.
Dear LL Cool J, give it the fuck up.

Sincerely yours,
"you all fucking suck"

-On a side note, why is isn't it okay to call out anybody else's name other than Jesus Christ when you're with your mate? Things that make you go "hmmmm..."

isnt that the damnest thing ever....
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